Ryan Seacrest to Host Super Bowl Festivities

Ryan Seacrest is known for being masculine and really into sports.

NOT!

Nevertheless, the American Idol host will be in charge of the pre-game and halftime festivities for next February's Super Bowl XLII at Arizona's University of Phoenix Stadium. Does this mean that Arizona native and last seasons American Idol champion, Jordin Sparks, will perform at the game?

We can only hope so.

For now, though, we're just gonna mock the decision: Ryan Seacrest at the Super Bowl?!?

That's like inviting Tila Tequila to a clothes convention.

Or considering Shannon Funk for an Employee of the Month award.

Or putting Michael Vick in charge of a kennel.

We could do this for hours.