Perez Hilton Talks to Michael Lohan

Apparently, when Perez Hilton speaks with Michael Lohan, it's not the end of the world.

We were surprised by this, too.

After all, what better sign of the Apocalypse is there than the world's most self-serving celebrity gossip blogger talking to the biggest media whore this side of Heidi Montag?

Check out the conversation below. It's more painful than driving in a car with Nick Hogan...