Paulina James to Portray Lindsay Lohan Nude in Porn Flick

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Rumors about Lindsay Lohan nude photos are floating around the Internet.

Until they surface, however, we may need to settle for the following: The adult film geniuses that brought fans Britney Rears and J-Ho are coming out with a new movie in October. Its title? Lindsay HoHand.

Nice n' Plump

Officially called Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My F**king Way, TMZ reports that this flick features a "pop princess" who "can't seem to stop getting in trouble" and who all of Hollywood regards as "a fun date."

The fictional Lohan will be played by porn star Paulina James, pictured below. Supposedly, she'll also enjoy a certain penchant for delivering hands-on assistance to the numerous cops that detain her. Calum Best and Harry Morton know what we're talking about!

In a new movie, Paulina James will base her role on Lindsay Lohan naked.

A source at SexZ Pictures admits that "a lot could happen" between now and the time Lohan faces her legal music; and that if she does indeed end up in the slammer, a long and lucrative series of HoHand films could be born.

They may earn more money than any movie not starring Jennifer Toof.

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I wonder why porn movies of these days doesnt seems real like the porn of ron jeremy and co of those days....act porn with good stories and not just fake and unreal movies......especially like.... black americans porn of lexiston steele..............i need a good producer that will produce my stories....i have written more than enough

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Paulina James is a good actress. She's got such a pretty face, she's one of my favorites. She was recently cast in Hustler's spoof, "Not the Bradys XXX" along with a bevy of beautiful adult performers. That speaks volumes to her porn stardom!

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