Paperboy Photo Finish: Heidi Montag vs. Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton sucks.

Yeah, at this point, there's very little to say about the Hollywood harlot / ho-tel heiress that hasn't been repeated at length. But we just had to comment on this photo of Paris wearing an old school newsman / paperboy cap.

After all, if Paris Hilton were our paperboy, nothing would give us more pleasure than watching our staff Rottweiler chase her down Hollywood Blvd. as she shrieks in abject terror.

But alas, Paris has never had a job. Neither has Heidi Montag, who has also been seen donning said headwear of late. We're used to The Hills temptress sporting ugly accessories, such as designer bags or Spencer Pratt, but she looks particularly bad in this pic.