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In the biggest surprise of the day that's not at all surprising, we have just learned that Britney Spears is being investigated for child abuse.

According to TMZ, an unscheduled child abuse hearing was held today at Los Angeles County Superior Court. Present were Britney's lawyer, Dennis Wasser, Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, and an attorney from the L.A. County Counsel.

She Makes it Hot

The specifics of the allegations against Britney Spears are not yet known. But the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services is conducting an active investigation.

A hearing in the ongoing, nasty Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case is scheduled for September 4, which will be a follow up to today's court appearance.

Could it be that Britney is - gasp - an absentee mother who dumps her kids off on nannies (that she may or may not sleep with)? Is Spears unstable? Or just plain incompetent? Or does she spank the little tykes harder than Criss Angel gives it to her?

We'll have to wait and see, as few details are available at this time.

A rep for Britney Spears did not immediately return requests for comment. No remarks were issued by Sean Preston (pictured) or Jayden James Federline, either.

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Here are two quick updates to a pair of sad stories we reported on this morning:

Owen Wilson has issued the following statement, in regard to his hospitalization and rumored suicide attempt:

"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

Meanwhile, Linda Hogan (pictured below with son Nick Hogan, daughter Brooke Hogan and husband Hulk Hogan) has released the following, focusing on Nick's car accident from last night:

"My son Nick and a friend were involved in a car accident last night. Nick suffered minor injuries and has been treated and released from the hospital. At this time, his friend, John Graziano remains hospitalized. Nick is currently at the hospital with John and his family.

His sole concern is for the well being of his friend. On behalf of my family, we ask that your thoughts and prayers be with John and his loved ones."

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We now feel confident enough to report the following: Prison Break actor Wentworth Miller is dating Brother & Sisters actor Luke MacFarlane.

This pairing had been nothing more than a rumor, but the day these two spent together in Los Angeles over the weekend make it apparent they're more than mere friends.

According to celebrity gossip spies for Just Jared, Wentworth and MacFarlane walked down the street together with a smile.

Before that, they had visited a Kinko's and grabbed some drinks from Starbucks before heading to a small art gallery in Culver City. To paraphrase one of our favorite Old School quotes: Sounds like a nice little Saturday for the couple.

Interestingly, MacFarlane used to date Grey's Anatomy star T.R. Knight. We wonder how Isaiah Washington feels about that.

In the end, we wish Wentworth and Luke Zanessa-like happiness. May their smiles shine as brightly as those of Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens when around one another.

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The official results won't be announced until Wednesday - when judge Carrie Ann Inaba and last season's winner, Apolo Anton Ohno, release the names - but we've unearthed the following celebrities who will be participating this fall in Dancing with the Stars...

  • Tori Spelling - Former Beverly Hills, 90210 star; Current spoiled, bad actress
  • Jennie Garth - Another former Beverly Hills, 90210 star; Apparently Shannen Doherty was busy
  • Wayne Newton - Las Vegas lounge singer
  • Aaron Carter - Former boy bander, brother of Nick Carter, boyfriend of Kaci Brown
  • Mark Cuban - Really rich owner of the Dallas Mavericks
  • Jane Seymour - Formerly Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
  • Floyd Mayweather, Jr - Very good boxer
  • Lou Ferrigno - Starred as The Hulk on old TV series
  • Nia Peeples - Former star of The Young and the Restless, Fame
  • Richard Quest - CNN reporter
  • Gisele Bundchen - Hot model, Tom Brady's girlfriend
  • Helio Castroneves - Race car driver
  • Sabrina Bryan (pictured) - Member of former girl group, The Cheetah Girls

Evan Lysacek Rules

There you have it. Who do you think should be the early favorite?

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Looks like Jamie and Lynne Spears (parents of Jamie-Lynn Spears and Britney Spears) are on grandparent duty.

Of course, it was their daughter's ex-husband who enlisted them.

The former couple, also divorced (as of 2002), took care of Britney Spears' sons, Sean Preston, 23 months, and Jayden James, 11 months, at K-Fed's house in Tarzana, Calif., Friday.

Kevin Federline, 29, was off shooting One Tree Hill in Wilmington, N.C., where the CW drama is filmed. Hey, dad's gotta work sometimes.

As for mom, she was busy as well. Getting pulled over by the California Highway Paatrol after driving erratically. And getting her freak on with Criss Angel.

Celebrity news-breakers X17 report that after taking off from the hot club Opera at 2 a.m. Saturday night, Britney headed on over to meet Criss Angel - who she's reportedly been "working closely with" on her MTV Video Music Awards act.

She showed up at his hotel with a full entourage and headed straight up to his room, where they enjoyed frequent trips to the balcony for a smoke.

This meeting of the minds (if you could call it that) was a long one. Britney Spears didn't leave Criss' mind-freaky palace of love until 9 a.m.!

The womanizing illusionist has stated for the record he's not tapping that, but merely collaborating with Britney Spears on her upcoming MTV VMA performance.

Riiiiiiight. And Heidi Montag's engagement ring is totally real.

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Saying that he "needs to be a better Michael Vick," the embattled Michael Vick apologized to the NFL and his Atlanta Falcons teammates Monday for "using bad judgment and making bad decisions" and vowed to redeem himself.

Good luck with that.

Shortly before making his first public statements, the star quarterback officially pleaded guilty to federal dogfighting charges and awaits a December 10 sentencing date.

"First I want to apologize for all the things that I've done and that I have allowed to happen," Michael Vick said at a news conference following his appearance in U.S. District Court.

"What I did was very immature. That means I need to grow up. I totally ask for forgiveness... I made a mistake in using bad judgment and making bad decisions," he said.

We think a stronger word than immature might apply here. Lindsay Lohan is immature... and you don't see Firecrotch killing pit bulls, now do you. Getting drunk and sleeping around is one thing, but can a person really outgrow strapping a dog to a rape stand? Anyway.

The plea by the suspended Atlanta quarterback was accepted by U.S. District Judge Henry E. Hudson, who asked: "Are you entering the plea of guilty to a conspiracy charge because you are in fact guilty?"

Vick replied, "Yes, sir."

Hudson emphasized he is not bound by sentencing guidelines and can impose the maximum sentence of up to five years in prison for Michael Vick.

"You're taking your chances. You'll have to live with the decision I make," Hudson said.

In his plea filed in federal court Friday, Michael Vick admitted he helped kill pit bulls and supply money for gambling on the fights.

He said he did not personally place any bets or share in any winnings.

The NFL suspended him indefinitely without pay Friday after his plea was filed. Merely associating with gamblers can trigger a lifetime ban under league policy.

Vick concluded by saying, "I offer my deepest apologies to everyone. And I will redeem myself. I have to."

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Say this about the Jessica Alba and Cash Warren photo below: at least it gives us the chance to use the witty pun in the headline above.

That's about the only comfort we find in this image, as it turns celebrity gossip into fact and proves that Alba and Warren are indeed back together.

No Honor

The couple had been broken up for a few weeks, giving hope to single males everywhere. But as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil continue to show, true love often can't be denied.

Maybe there's still hope for Britney and K-Fed.

Looks like only Cash Warren will be seeing Jessica Alba nude for the foreseeable future.

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We love Zac Efron, but the High School Musical star wasn't the only hottie at last night's awards gala. Wearing a design straight from her very own fashion line, Lauren Conrad arrived at the 2007 Teen Choice Awards last night in style. Check it out ...

California Gal

As usual, Lauren (seen with roomie and friend Audrina Patridge) looks every bit the beautiful part we've come to love on Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County and The Hills.

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Paris Hilton sucks.

Yeah, at this point, there's very little to say about the Hollywood harlot / ho-tel heiress that hasn't been repeated at length. But we just had to comment on this photo of Paris wearing an old school newsman / paperboy cap.

After all, if Paris Hilton were our paperboy, nothing would give us more pleasure than watching our staff Rottweiler chase her down Hollywood Blvd. as she shrieks in abject terror.

But alas, Paris has never had a job. Neither has Heidi Montag, who has also been seen donning said headwear of late. We're used to The Hills temptress sporting ugly accessories, such as designer bags or Spencer Pratt, but she looks particularly bad in this pic.

You tell us: who's your favorite paperboy: Heidi Montag or Paris Hilton?

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In case you missed the latest Lindsay Lohan movie, I Know Who Killed Me (and, judging by its box office total, you most certainly did), you no longer need to rent it when it comes out on DVD.

That's because, below, we've included the only worthwhile scene from the film. In it, Lohan gets as naked as Gemma Atkinson any time a camera is around.

D-S-L

We're not sure who the actor is, but we're guessing Lindsay imagined it to be Harry Morton... or AJ Lamas... or Calum Best... or Criss Angel... or Jude Law...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1LDn88xwaY[/youtube]

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