The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world you probably have never even considered. Because they are pointless, and above all, not real.

Our current match-up features a pair of young, beautiful TV cheerleaders. Who will emerge victorious when Heroes star Hayden Panettiere goes 10 grueling rounds with Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly? Let's find out. Ding, ding!

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The details of Britney Spears' new single have come to light and according to insiders, it's not what we think. Which must mean it's not complete crap!

It is supposedly being produced by Nate "Danjahandz" Hills, and is an up-tempo club track (not the slow jam leaked online last week) that could drop as soon as next week.

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What could John Mayer be trying to tell us in his latest blog? That he is over Jessica Simpson's large breasts, moving on to Cameron Diaz, making lame, introspective pop-rock ballads and having a blast posing for ad campaigns with his giant dome?

Something along those lines.

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Looks like Kevin Federline's subpoena-serving assault on Britney Spears' inner circle has taken a new, violent turn.

That's when Aaron Cohen, a process server for K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, attempted to serve a subpoena to Spears pal Sam Lufti... only to have his car rammed into by Lufti himself.

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