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That's the latest rumor circulating in celebrity gossip world.

Apparently, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are going to do their own spread in W magazine and plan on it being even racier than the one their good friends, Victoria and David Beckham recently did. And that was pretty gosh darn racy.

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Keen to shed their wholesome family image, the father and mother of Suri Cruise want to show their sexual sides again. Hubba. Hubba.

"They are already planning the steamy photos," says a source close to the pair. "Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by only steam."

Wow. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes nude! Can you imagine? Gosh. We never thought such a thing would be possible. Oh, who are we kidding. Sure we did. The man is a hottie.

Insane, but a hottie just the sane. Ever see A Few Good Men? Wow.

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She's already been labeled a superslut.

So can Paris Hilton now conquer the world of superheroes? None other than comic book legend Stan Lee apparently thinks so.

Because wholesome, pretty celebs such as Lauren Conrad are too sweet to take on evil doers, Lee seems to think Hilton would be up to the task.

"She won't be your typical superhero," the creator of Spiderman said about any plans to make Paris into a comic. "It's a very funny, refreshing and compelling situation comedy. I like her. She's a nice, lovely girl."

Does this mean Hilton will join the cast of Heroes any time soon? For all of us that adore that show, let's pray with all our might that the answer is no.

 Paris Hilton tries to show Janice Dickinson what true beauty in underwear looks like. We think they both miss the point.

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Thank goodness for underwear.

Otherwise, the photo below would give us a Janice Dickinson crotch shot that would rival anything Britney Spears or Paris Hilton has ever poisoned our eyes with.

Janice Dickinson for PETA

We have no idea who the old dude alongside this former model is, but he looks less than enthused to be holding hands with an insane Dickinson as she frolics way too freely. Even Tila Tequila wears more clothing than this. Occasionally.

Call us crazy, but in a match-up of elder super models, we'll take Heidi Klum nude over Janice Dickinson nude any day.

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By request, here are photos of Lauren Conrad outside Les Deux last night. With LC are Audrina Patridge and her high school pal from Laguna Beach, Lauren "Lo" Bosworth.

Thanks to Splash News for the photos, which show Lauren, Lo and Audrina as they make their way to their favorite L.A. hot spot. Looking fabulous, as usual, girls!

As we reported yesterday, with a new season of The Hills right around the corner, things between Lauren Conrad and her co-star (and former bestest pal) Heidi Montag have gotten so bad that two can't be in the same room together.

The root of that conflict? The slimy Spencer Pratt. Good to see Lauren knows who her real friends are. Always nice to see photos of Audrina and Lo! We missed you, girl!

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We report on too much sad celebrity gossip sometimes.

There are constant Britney Spears meltdowns, lenient Nicole Richie jail sentences, a lack of Scarlett Johansson nude photos.

Therefore, let's take a moment to celebrate love. Here is a tribute to public displays of affection by celebrities that don't care about money or the spotlight. Just each other.

We'll start with Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Sure, they might fight like drunk Yankees and Red Sox fans occasionally, but the newlyweds always come back to each other in the end. As the peck pictured here proves, blood is thicker than fisticuffs.

Of course, Reggie Bush knows all about that. He bled on the football fields of USC for years and now he's doing it for the New Orleans Saints. This running back gives it his all between the sidelines; that is, whenever he's not giving it to Kim Kardashian between the sheets.

This pair hooked up on the dance floor of a club a few weeks ago. Let's just hope Bush doesn't run into the same problems that former college teammate Matt Leinart has encountered after his past sexual liaisons.

Finally, we close with the model Hollywood couple. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag just can't keep their fingers or lips off one another. Cynics might refer to photos of these two as nothing but staged attempts to make celebrity news headlines.

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But we call them endearing. And just further proof that love can, indeed, be in the air for many in Tinseltown.

Right, Ali Larter?

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If The Simple Life taught us anything, it's that BFFs Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie do everything together! We never expected that to mean going to the same jail, though.

The Hollywood Gossip has learned that Nicole will serve her four-day jail sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility at Los Angeles County's women's jail in Lynwood.

That's where Paris Hilton spent 23 days for violating probation.

"Nicole Richie and her attorney have indicated that she wants to do her time in county jail," L.A. County Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore said. "Lynwood is the only county jail for women in L.A., so if she does go to county jail she will go to Lynwood."

The former reality star could enter Lynwood late in the evening (as Paris Hilton did) and get credit for an entire day. There's also a chance she could be awarded "good time" credit, which would also shorten the sentence.

Meanwhile, the pregnant Richie told Diane Sawyer she was so surprised to discover that she was Knocked Up, she took five pregnancy tests to convince herself it was for real.

"It took me - it really took me a long time to really - for it to sink in," she says. "I actually didn't even really believe it until I heard the heartbeat."

ABOVE: Diane Sawyer interviews Nicole Richie. Why? No idea.

Richie was speaking to Diane Sawyer for an exclusive interview - in three parts - Thursday and Friday on ABC's Good Morning America and then tonight on 20/20.

Richie and Joel Madden, who have already started a video diary for their unborn baby, tell Sawyer they don't want to know whether the child is a boy or a girl.

"We're going to try and hold out," says Richie. "Try."

That's cute. But can we ask why Diane Sawyer is interviewing Nicole Richie? What is that significant here? For us, news and gossip about celebrities are what we deal in. But is it that slow over at ABC that its quote-unquote journalists are resorting to Hollywood gossip - and pretty boring items, at that? Just saying.

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It's difficult - and scarier than a photo of Dita Von Teese naked - to get into the mind of Lindsay Lohan. But here's what our celebrity gossip staff assumes she's thinking:

I'm already going to jail for being an irresponsible drunk. Why not break every law I come across on the way?

At least this line of reasoning would provide the Firecrotch Queen with a semblance of rationale after Louis Vuitton reps claim the mediocre actress made off with bags of their stuff. Yup, she went all Winona Ryder during a recent photo shoot, reportedly.

After Lohan completed an Elle cover shoot, sources say she "kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist's assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them… Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls."

It really was just a matter of time before the skank that stole the heart of Calum Best and countless other men did the same to a line of clothing.

Of course, when Dina Lohan is your mother, you haven't exactly been raised to follow any rules.

Is it also the fault of celebrity news reporters that you're a lying thief, Dina Lohan?

As her daughter deals with the aforementioned accusations, the mother that makes Asia Nitollano look like a role model is being sued for fraud in Las Vegas by businessman Antonio Almeida. He claims she failed to return $400,000 he lent her four years ago to kick-start Lindsay's music career.

The New York Post says Almeida's lawyer, A. Raymond Hamrick, claims some of the dough was used to record songs with Gloria Estefan's husband, Emilio Estefan, who formed Miami Sound Machine. But Lindsay bolted in the middle of the sessions when she got a deal with Casablanca Records.

"My clients were out their money," Hamrick said.

We wouldn't put anything past Dina Lohan. We just hope someone rescues Ali Lohan from this mess of a family before it's too late.

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We realize calling Marilyn Manson weird is akin to terming Britney Spears a train wreck these days. How much more obvious do we want to be here?

Nevertheless, you may not believe this recent piece of celebrity news.

Swine Flu Victim

Manson's keyboard player has filed a lawsuit claiming that the shock rocker squandered their band's earnings on "sick and disturbing purchases of Nazi memorabilia and taxidermy, including the skeleton of a young Chinese girl."

Well, okay then. Keyboardist Stephen "Pogo" Bier also accuses Marilyn Manson of splurging on a multimillion-dollar home, an engagement ring for Dita Von Teese, as well as the couple's lavish wedding in Ireland.

Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese filed for divorce earlier this year
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According to the New York Post, Bier accuses the 38-year-old Manson (real name Brian Warner) and his "musketeers" (his business manager, lawyer and the band's manager) of assisting Manson "in filching millions of dollars the band made over the years."

Somehow in there, he got tired of seeing Dita Von Teese nude. For her part, Von Teese, 34, is still recovering from the couple's very public split in January after a year of marriage.

Yes, that's Dita Von Teese nude. Marilyn is a moron.

Shortly after the burlesque star filed for divorce in January, Manson began dating (rather controversially) the 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood.

Von Teese says that she was disappointed that her ex chose to speak about the end of their marriage and his love for Wood while doing press for his new album.

"It was hard," a dejected Dita tells RadarOnline in an interview. "I never expected it. It's unfortunate to have my divorce exploited for record sales."

As for his take on the issue? In an interview with France's Le Parisien newspaper, Marilyn Manson said of Dita Von Teese:

"I was married to someone who wanted me to change. Become more adult, more responsible. I began not to like myself, not like what I do. I lost my identity."

Harsh! Radar asked Dita Von Teese if she thought some of Manson's frank remarks about their history were blown out of proportion by the press.

"I don't think it was the press," Von Teese said. "It was a matter of, ‘Hey, maybe you shouldn't drink absinthe and do cocaine and do interviews all at the same time.' ... It was drinking and interviewing."

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Heroes star Ali Larter won't reveal the identity of her boyfriend, but she sounds very smitten.

"I'm madly in love," the 31-year-old actress and model tells InStyle Makeover's fall issue, as reported by People. "He just brought light to my life. I feel lucky every morning when I wake up and see him."

Ali Larter and Hayes MacArthur

This mystery man better like children more than Eddie Murphy does, because Larter sees them in her future â€" after her career calms down a bit.

"I'm loving this right now," she says of acting. "But I can't wait for that."

Larter, who plays Niki Sanders on NBC's Heroes, spent many years modeling before she caught the acting bug. She claims, however, that she grew up more as a tomboy than as someone who could ever follow in the footsteps of Heidi Klum or Marisa Miller.

"I had a bowl haircut," she says. "My face was always flushed, and I had one big tooth. I was the sweaty dirty girl, and I'd come home with one sock up, one sock down."

Now that she's found success, Larter says, she and her boyfriend are doing a good job staying balanced, knowing when to turn things up and when to chill out. It's the sort of lesson Britney Spears should probably learn before it's too late.

"Last night I was in my skintight Brian Reyes dress and Louis Vuitton heels. ...Today I packed my weekend bag â€" cargos, sneakers and sweats," she says. "And you know what? I need both. Balance is something that we all strive for, but for me it's to make sure my life has enough downtime, plus a bit of play."

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Some contests are no-brainers.

We don't suspect our ongoing Lauren Conrad-Heidi Montag debate to be a close race when it comes to fan sentiment. Of course, personality often plays a role in that face-off as well.

High Heeled

When celebrity babies collide, though, gossip readers had best watch out. More often than not, the cuteness meter is going to be off the charts.

Below, Suri Cruise and Violet Affleck both don similar, adorable sun dresses and look absolutely precious. Who gets your vote as the best dressed?

This celebrity baby battle is going down to the wire.

While the spawn of TomKat may take a lot of abuse simply because of her famous (and somewhat strange) folks, there's no doubting what a little sweetheart she is.

As for Violet (left) - the daughter of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck - very little is said about her one way or the other. This has to change! Look how awesome she is! Ben can't keep living off his Good Will Hunting fame forever.

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