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This is great stuff.

In an interview with Elle magazine a mere three days before she was pulled over for drunk driving, Lindsay Lohan lamented to idea of getting behind the wheel while intoxicated - and begged to be given credit for her impressive acting job in The Parent Trap...

Linds the Shop-a-Holic

On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday:
"I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn't know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends â€" I was with them last night â€" they're in AA for, like, years."

On former fling Calum Best:
"I like him. He's me in male form. We're very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic â€" I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We'll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, ‘I caught that!' I was like, ‘Damn, I look good!'

On the celebrity gossip firestorm surrounding her:
"I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I'm distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don't know what to do."

On avoiding fame:
"I hate it, like, when these people say, ‘Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don't want …' Seriously, I like their food! I can't go to a restaurant? I know I'm going to get pictures taken. I'm fine with it. And I'm going to go have their food. People give you s-it for it: ‘Don't go on Robertson!' What, I can't drive down the street?"

On being photographed without underwear:
"It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that's what happened. And I didn't even see the picture. I don't look at that s-it â€" that's gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on."

*The Hollywood Gossip note: At least she admits that a Lindsay Lohan nude photo is gross.

On sleep troubles:
"I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out."

On her career aspirations:
"I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I've done. It's so funny â€" people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old."

* The Hollywood Gossip note: Seriously. Is it too late to hand Lohan an Academy Award for this performance?!? Maybe Paulina James can at least get credit for her portrayal of Lindsay.

On the media:
"If I'm wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fâ€"k around on my computer â€" I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I'm like, ‘Are you that bored?' I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend â€" the Samantha Ronson thing. She's my best friend!"

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Michael Bolton may be - to borrow a classic Office Space quote - a no-talent ass clown. But the man wins Grammys - and once had the thinning, long, curly-hair down to a science.

Heck, he's even engaged to Desperate Housewives cougar Nicollette Sheridan ... whose stock plummeted once we learned she's engaged to Michael Bolton, but who is nonetheless hot.

Perhaps trying to avoid widespread ridicule, Bolton plays it safe - looking to see if the coast is clear - before heading out of the hot West Hollywood restaurant Koi last week.

We can only hope for more Michael Bolton sightings in the future. If nothing else, it inspires us to toss his 1991 classic album Time, Love & Tenderness into the CD player. Man. For our money it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman."

Not really. But anyone who gives us a reprieve from Lindsay Lohan is all good.

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And you thought only Britney Spears and Katie Price were so desperate for attention that they'd pose in the buff while preggers.

Lisa Rinna has something to say about that, folks: Not so fast!

Lisa Rinna, Husband

The occasional Days of Our Lives star can be seen here, private parts covered by a The Hollywood Gossip logo, wearing less us than your typical Playboy model.

As we await real pictures of Megan Fox nude, we'll settle for this one of Lisa Rinna looking rather plump and naked.

** UPDATE: The star will bare it all again in the June 2009 issue of Playboy. Yikes!

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Sorry, Tameka Foster haters. Your nemesis has officially made Usher an honest man.

The two reportedly exchanged vows in the Atlanta office of his lawyer â€" a far different affair than the event planned for last weekend at music mogul L.A. Reid's Sagaponack, N.Y., home. Usher and Foster had spent $10,000 on invitations alone, and had lined up singer Robin Thicke to perform and renowned chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten, along with Sylvia's of Harlem, to cook.

Divorced Duo

But Friday, in their home state of Georgia, the People magazine says the affair was much simpler.


The marriage came after speculation that the couple had called things off because of arguments involving everything from the wedding plans to the fact that Usher's mother, Jonetta Patton, didn't approve of Foster.

However, Tameka called this nothing but celebrity gossip, when the original nuptials were called off due a "pregnancy scare" for this woman whose five months along; which is just half as far along as Bridget Moynahan.

A source also told People that it was never a question that they would marry at some point and that Usher "wants to be there for a baby." Unlike Eddie Murphy.

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Here's a story that should make Michael Vick feel a little better.

At least it might... if that disturbed, pathetic waste of oxygen were human, and thus were capable of having feelings.

Anyway. Four dogs belonging to actor Ving Rhames are suspected of having mauled his caretaker, found dead in the property next to Rhames' Brentwood home Friday.

"We removed three mastiffs and one bulldog - they were the size of lions - from Ving Rhames' property," said Capt. Matt Blake of the LAPD, "but we have no solid evidence that they were the cause of death."

Capt. Blake said the victim â€" described only as a 40-year-old African-American male - had access to the Mission: Impossible star's home but appeared to have jumped a fence next door after being mauled.

The animals have been taken to an animal shelter and are being examined for traces of blood, and the case is still under investigation.

Expect PETA to flip its lid over this latest animal tragedy. If its attack dogs (so to speak) aren't too busy mauling that cluck-head Elisabeth Hasselbeck, of course.

Rhames, 48, was not home at the time of the mauling. Which is good, as it means Rhames was spared the canines' wrath. Although if he were there, Ving might have been able to calm the pups down. Okay, we're going to cut this debate short now.

Um, How about that Lauren Conrad? She's pretty.

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Rumors about Lindsay Lohan nude photos are floating around the Internet.

Until they surface, however, we may need to settle for the following: The adult film geniuses that brought fans Britney Rears and J-Ho are coming out with a new movie in October. Its title? Lindsay HoHand.

Nice n' Plump

Officially called Lindsay HoHand: Get Out of My F**king Way, TMZ reports that this flick features a "pop princess" who "can't seem to stop getting in trouble" and who all of Hollywood regards as "a fun date."

The fictional Lohan will be played by porn star Paulina James, pictured below. Supposedly, she'll also enjoy a certain penchant for delivering hands-on assistance to the numerous cops that detain her. Calum Best and Harry Morton know what we're talking about!

In a new movie, Paulina James will base her role on Lindsay Lohan naked.

A source at SexZ Pictures admits that "a lot could happen" between now and the time Lohan faces her legal music; and that if she does indeed end up in the slammer, a long and lucrative series of HoHand films could be born.

They may earn more money than any movie not starring Jennifer Toof.

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Move over, Britney Spears, you're not the only mother who can party all night, every night.

While Katie Price wore clothes on her way to Movida nightclub last night in London, that skirt is almost as short as the fuse celebrity gossip fans have for Tameka Foster or Spencer Pratt.

Alex Reid Drag Photo

Barely dressed in a piece of bright yellow fabric, the 29-year-old new mother of Princess Tiaamii (yes, you read that name correctly) is headed out on the town in the photo below. Let's just hope this large-boobed model found a babysitter for her children, the way we assume Britney does for Sean Preston and Jayden James.

Lord help us all.

 No Katie Price nude photo here. Just a shot of the attention-starved new mother going to a club. 

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They say black is supposed to make you look thinner (Nicole Richie, take note), but when you're nine months pregnant, that's more than an outfit can cover up.

Not that Bridget Moynahan cares!

Bridget Moynahan Nude

Despite a due date of July 20 (that's two weeks ago, for those keeping score at home) Bridget Moynahan was still very pregnant yesterday when spotted out in Santa Monica, Calif.

No word on whether ex-boyfriend and baby daddy Tom Brady will be there for the delivery. But his new love interest, Gisele Bundchen, is no doubt happy that the kid was not born on her birthday - as it was originally scheduled to be!

Despite being nine months pregnant, Bridget looks great. Just wait until the baby is born and she can hit the clubs again like another new hot mom, Katie Price.

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We don't know if Dixie Chicks lead singer Natalie Maines is ready to make nice just yet - but she is ready to star in a feature film, reportedly.

People magazine states that Maines, one third of the Grammy Award-winning Texas trio, has just been cast to make her film acting debut in an indie flick set to begin shooting in September. It's called Stealing Cars.

Fortunately, she can turn to her husband for advice on acting: she's married to Heroes star, Adrian Pasdar.

"He's a huge help and very supportive," says Maines. "He has given me advice me on auditions in the past, but it still makes me nervous because I'm inexperienced when it comes to acting and he's a professional."

Nevertheless, Maines, who is known for her outspoken personality, is psyched to jump into this new medium: "I'm very excited. It's something I've always wanted to do. I've auditioned here and there, but we've always been busy with Dixie Chicks stuff, and with movies you have to be available."

Last year, the singer starred with her bandmates Martie Maguire and Emily Robinson in the documentary Shut Up and Sing, which chronicled the fallout from a 2003 London concert, at the start of the war in Iraq, when Maines told the audience: "Just so you know, we're ashamed the President of the United States is from Texas."

After seeing it, documentary filmmaker Michael Skolnik approached Maines for Stealing Cars.

"It's my dream scenario to have a director who believes in me and thinks I can do it. It helps too that I relate to the story," says Maines, who's cast as a prison nurse.

We're excited to see her in it. Meanwhile, in other news from stars close to the show, Heroes: Hayden Panettiere is still just 17. Sorry, guys.

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Britney Spears' boobs are suffocating.

Having not been featured in any nipple slip or nude pics of late, and being confined by tank tops two sizes too small, they are dying to break free! It's only a matter of time before she obliges. At least one would think so, given her behavior of late.

Tank Top Heat

Meanwhile, the horde of celebrity news photographers following Britney Spears‘ every move is equally anxious for this event. But not because it's anything new. On the contrary, the train wreck is making them serious coin with each (nipple) slip-up!

The dude on the right, who somewhat resembles Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite, looks particularly focused on getting the money shot - if you know what we are talking about!

Sigh. Poor Jayden James and Sean P.

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