In case that Katie Price vagina quote wasn't honest enough for you, here's an attempt by Lindsay Lohan to come clean about her lifestyle:
"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs. Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case.
"No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.
Lindsay Lohan is addicted to drugs. In other shocking news, Britney Spears is really bad at singing and women find Zac Efron attractive.
"I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."
Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil have been hoping for the same thing.