The celebrity gossip rumors are true:

Kim Kardashian and her spoiled family are getting a reality show. And it couldn't come at a better time, either; with Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton's The Simple Life off the air now, what waste of space was gonna fill that primetime void?

Enter the Kardashian clan. They may make Britney Spears, Ali Sims and that family look normal. Okay, maybe not.

Kim Kardashian and her giant boobs: Coming to a TV screen near you!

Here's what Kim had to say about the stars of the untitled show:

"We're all so different. Khloe's, like, hysterical and says these ridiculous things. Kourtney is such a bitch. I'm in between. Brody's so wild. The two little ones are adorable... It's just such a good mix."

Yep, that's Brody Jenner, The Hollywood Gossip's favorite ladies man himself. He and Kim are step-siblings, for those not aware of these important details.

We wish we could say this show wouldn't get any ratings, but people love watching Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag splash around on the beach. So anything starring Kim Kardashian will probably be a hit, as well.

The Ray J sex tape certainly was.