Move over, Matt Encinias. You aren't the only previously unheard of person to see a celebrity topless recently.
Of course, we'd probably choose to ogle Britney Spears over Bruce Willis. But, hey, you could do a lot worse than the Die Hard star.
Seen here, Karen McDougal is probably thinking that exact thing. The visor-wearing young hottie is taking a dip in Porto Cervo, Sardinia with the ex-husband of Demi Moore and all-around good guy.
Hot new couple alert: Karen McDougal and Bruce Willis.
Considering the weird, partly nude Rumer Willis photos floating around the Internet, there's a good chance McDougal - the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year - is helping to comfort Bruce the best way someone with her physical attributes can... if you know what we mean!
We mean she better wash that right hand before eating.