John Mayer Sends Mixed Signals in Latest Blog

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What could John Mayer be trying to tell us in his latest blog? That he is over Jessica Simpson's large breasts, moving on to Cameron Diaz, making lame, introspective pop-rock ballads and having a blast posing for ad campaigns with his giant dome?

Something along those lines.

Last night in New York City, John Mayer addressed the recently unveiled, huge billboards and magazine ads flooding America with his huge head.

John Mayer: Poet and blogger extraordinaire.

The singer writes on his official blog:

"Phheww... That's a lot of GAP ads, is all I'm saying. I mean, I hope... Yah. Are we, you kno - yah. We cool? Cause I would nev- good. good. Sorry. Okay, I'm gon-yah, I'm gonna go. NO, I just... I hav- bye."

Translation: I once saw Jennifer Love Hewitt nude, then wrote one of the lamest songs in history about it, but I still saw Jennifer Love Hewitt nude, so the joke is on you, bitches.

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