Jenna Jameson is the anti-Heidi Montag.
No, we don't mean she's dating a perfect gentleman (although we're sure UFC figher Tito Ortiz is very nice). Instead, we're referring to the fact that this former adult film star actually underwent a breast reduction two weeks ago.
As Victoria Beckham and her enormous boobs shake themselves in dismay over this notion, Jameson spoke with Us Weekly about the procedure and more...
On why she had her implants removed:
"When I had implants, I felt uncomfortable. I would be shy at the beach. I know it sounds funny, but I'd wear high-necked clothes â€" unless I was at an adult-film convention. So I thought, Why don't I be who I am and get my real ones back?"
On how removing the implants changed her:
"Even for women with naturally large boobs, getting a reduction is so freeing. I feel like I can stand up straighterâ€¦before, when I jogged, I had to hold my boobs. I looked like I was molesting myself!"
On how she felt post-surgery:
"Ecstatic. The first thing I did when I got home was open my bra. I wasn't supposed to but I did. I was so happy, I cried. It was like looking into the mirror when I was 17."
On whether she's done with porn forever:
"Yes. A hundred percent."
* The Hollywood Gossip note: More roles just opened up for Paulina James.
On who will play her in a movie about her life:
"I would love Scarlett Johansson to play me. I think Rachel McAdams is amazing, and Sienna Miller."
* The Hollywood Gossip note: Maybe that's why a nude Sienna Miller was showing off her body this week. She's practicing for the role.
On celebrating her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Tito:
"I had my surgery while he was in Iraq on a USO tour. He was so excited: â€˜I'm coming home to brand new boobies.'"