If you thought that F-list mainstays Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were going to torture you with bikini photos or rants against Lauren Conrad, well, you were so wrong!
Today, at least.
This morning on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show, Heidi showed off her musical "talent" with a rendition of her debut single (yes, she's working on an album), "Body Language."
That's bad enough, but it gets worse. Spencer Pratt grabbed the mic and showcased his hip-hop skillz, dropping some ill rhymes over the phat beats.
If you're the masochistic type, or just really bored and in need of a laugh, you can subject yourself to a portion of their "performance" by CLICKING HERE.
"Got my eyes on a sassy pearl⦠Heidi Montag, yeah, that's my girl!"
"Body Language" is produced by David Foster, a longtime music mogul who is - of course - now married to Brody Jenner's mother, Linda Thompson.
According to Heidi Montag, "Body Language" is dance and urban-inspired (she's down like that, yo) and she hopes it's played in clubs.
You know, maybe she's onto something there⦠but only if said clubs want to get people the hell out the door after last call.
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16 Comments
August 16th, 2007 2:34 PM
You can't even tell she's singing... its just a techno mix with a overplayed beat. What a joke.
August 17th, 2007 11:49 AM
Please stop posting about these people!
August 17th, 2007 7:57 PM
Anyone with some loose pocket change and oh, David Foster as a producer can create music. Truthfully, that track is terrible and does not even sound like Ms. Montag. Digitally enhanced teeth-grinding club karaoke. Spencer can go eat a bowl of dick because he sucks!
August 18th, 2007 8:42 PM
This was definitely a cry for attention...
It was hardly a proposal and heidi doesn't even wear the ring!
Everything they do is for attention... Before the "drama" heidi and spencer weren't even in taploids (LC was...)
This is their way of saying "hey! look at me!"
August 20th, 2007 10:06 PM
heidi is madd dumb man she is settinq her self up for what lauren is a really qood friend and is throwinq her friendship away for spencer shes dumb.
August 20th, 2007 11:04 PM
i dont think lts that bad you really cant tell if thats even her but he dont sound that bad
August 21st, 2007 4:33 AM
I think people are giving heidi to much a tough time it wasnt like the track was end of the world ive heard worse.
August 21st, 2007 10:14 AM
yo....that was a phat track...all u biotches quit hatin'...heidi and spencer are the young white version of beyonce and hova....holla back youngens.
August 21st, 2007 8:12 PM
i like the song, its grows on you, i cant wait to hear her other stuff
August 22nd, 2007 5:17 PM
Beyounce and hov???? Thats like comparing a random mall model to Naomi cambell or tyra banks....
The song isn't terrible (doesn't sound like heidi or spencer) but they are definatly NO WHERE near beyounce and hov's level.