Let the record show that not every celebrity couple is like Diddy and Kim Porter.
Some are wedded in bliss with no rumors of cheating or signs of turmoil on the horizon.
Despite what recent celebrity news reports have indicated, Motocross star Carey Hart is ready to shoot down reports that his marriage to Pink is on the rocks.
The reports are "just a bunch of trash talk," Hart tells the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
"It's just nasty [celebrity gossip]. Everything's fine."
Carey Hart, who owns a tattoo parlor in the Palms Hotel and Casino, says he's even leaving for Europe.
The reason? To join his pop-star wife on tour.
Pink, who has gone off in her songs on everyone from Jessica Simpson to George W. Bush to random dudes spilling drinks on her at clubs, could not be reached for comment.
Hart and Pink, whose real name is Alecia Moore, met at the 2001 X Games (obviously) and got married in Costa Rica in January 2006.
Here's hoping for nothing but happiness for this odd singer and Carey Hart, who apparently exists, and has apparently married to her for 18 months.