Brody Jenner: The Birthday Bash

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If Paris Hilton is referred to by our staff as a ho-tel heiress and ho-cialite, Brody Jenner is perhaps the closest we can find to the male equivalent.

Granted, he's not one tenth as overexposed, and unlike the aforementioned tramp, has an engaging personality to accompany his him-bo behavior.

Brody and Jayde Photo

That said, what is a person of Brody Jenner's social status - and with such copious free time - to do but get an early start on his birthday bonanza!

Behold, the hunky Brody Jenner. Party like a Malibu trust fund baby, yo!

The B-lister doesn't turn 24 until August 21, but he's ready to get this celebration started Saturday, Miami style! What are the odds of Lauren Conrad making it?

We'll find out. But from the looks of the flyer for the bash at Cameo Club, the shirtless Zoolander wannabe is going home with someone. Hot stuff!

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Brody Jenner Quotes

[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.

You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!

Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]
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