If Paris Hilton is referred to by our staff as a ho-tel heiress and ho-cialite, Brody Jenner is perhaps the closest we can find to the male equivalent.
Granted, he's not one tenth as overexposed, and unlike the aforementioned tramp, has an engaging personality to accompany his him-bo behavior.
That said, what is a person of Brody Jenner's social status - and with such copious free time - to do but get an early start on his birthday bonanza!
Behold, the hunky Brody Jenner. Party like a Malibu trust fund baby, yo!
The B-lister doesn't turn 24 until August 21, but he's ready to get this celebration started Saturday, Miami style! What are the odds of Lauren Conrad making it?
We'll find out. But from the looks of the flyer for the bash at Cameo Club, the shirtless Zoolander wannabe is going home with someone. Hot stuff!