The great Brody Jenner celebrated his birthday like any other 20-something celeb with too much money and no career - by throwing a huge destination extravaganza weeks in advance and getting all wet with champagne.

While his birthday isn't until August 21, Brody Jenner the arrival of his 24th year all weekend in the Bahamas, dousing face and body with Moet & Chandon.

No word on whether Lauren Conrad or any of his other ex-girlfiends were there. But here's hoping this event was a bit more interesting than Katie Rees‘ lame ass "party."