Britney Spears: The Almost Crotch Shot

We wanted to deliver the goods here. We really did. But the great Britney Spears just didn't quite come through on her end of the bargain.

Seen here popping a squat with her new bitch, Yorkie pup London, Britney looks as if she has no idea where she is. Perhaps she confused the parking lot with the ladies room?

Alas, there would be no crotch shot or nipple slip from the train wreck pop star on this date. Just horrific hair, bad clothing selection and utter confusion.

But you know it's only a matter of time.

Without Alli Sims by her side, Britney Spears must run her own errands.