TMZ reports that the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services abuse investigation into Britney Spears doesn't involve physical mistreatment of her kids.
Maybe it should. Check out this Britney Spears photo!
Yes, that's the great Britney Spears, a naked Sean Preston, and a cigarette being waved in the little tyke's face. His life expectancy is plummeting by the day.
Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her two children, age 23 and 11 months. One can only wonder where they would ever get such ridiculous ideas.
Although DCFS is supposed to keep these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed by Kevin Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan. So it might have been FedEx himself who lodged the complaint... and with good reason.
DCFS is all too familiar with the family, however. TMZ reveals that another complaint against Spears was filed with DCFS on July 2, although it went nowhere.
In February, 2006, DCFS famously investigated Britney after the notorious car seat incident with Sean Preston. Ditto April, 2006, when Sean P. fell out of his high chair.
No word on whether they were ever investigated for the controversy in which they initially gave Jayden James the name Sutton Pierce.