Britney Spears Really Sucks at Singing
by Free Britney at .Not that this is news to us. She always has. But in her glory days, Britney Spears at least used to mask her lack of talent with catchy dance-pop beats and half naked Music videos. It did the job. Multiple times a day for some guys, undoubtedly.
Anyway, this latest "song" released by Britney and obtained by Perez Hilton is nothing short of horrific. The ballad features Spears shrieking away in a nasal, tone-deaf manner that makes you long for the tranquil sounds of fingernails on a chalkboard.
And don't even get us started on some of the lyrics:
Everyday, I'm in a daze ... Looking for that someone... everyday, I sit and kneel and pray ... sweet love, can I get some ... Why do you desert me, baby boy ... I need your love right now!
She's calling for you, Matt Encinias.
Or you, Daimon Shippen. Or you, Jason Filyaw. Or J.R. Rotem. Or John Sundahl. Or Howie Day. Or Criss Angel. Or Isaac Cohen. Or Shannon Funk. Or ...
CLICK HERE to listen to Britney's new song on Perez's web site. You won't believe your ears. Kiss the comeback goodbye, girlfriend. Kiss it goodbye.
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Comments (11 Total)
"tone-deaf manner that makes you long for the tranquil sounds of fingernails on a chalkboard" ROFL... classic
im 27 year old male and am proud to say i big britney spears fan bitney spears is amzing love you briotney spears and am proud listening to her great songs britney spears your the best singer ever
Her lip-synching machine broke last night in Vancouver. They came up with a story about too much smoke in arena. She is such a fake.
YOU SUCK BRITNEY! You never had what it takes to be a star and you never will! Why don't you give it up you stupid whore!
BRITTANY SPEARTS YOU ROCKS AT SINGING KEEP IT IT UP YOU ROCK AND ROLL