Britney Spears Really Sucks at Singing
Not that this is news to us. She always has. But in her glory days, Britney Spears at least used to mask her lack of talent with catchy dance-pop beats and half naked Music videos. It did the job. Multiple times a day for some guys, undoubtedly.
Anyway, this latest "song" released by Britney and obtained by Perez Hilton is nothing short of horrific. The ballad features Spears shrieking away in a nasal, tone-deaf manner that makes you long for the tranquil sounds of fingernails on a chalkboard.
And don't even get us started on some of the lyrics:
Everyday, I'm in a daze ... Looking for that someone... everyday, I sit and kneel and pray ... sweet love, can I get some ... Why do you desert me, baby boy ... I need your love right now!
She's calling for you, Matt Encinias.
Or you, Daimon Shippen. Or you, Jason Filyaw. Or J.R. Rotem. Or John Sundahl. Or Howie Day. Or Criss Angel. Or Isaac Cohen. Or Shannon Funk. Or ...
CLICK HERE to listen to Britney's new song on Perez's web site. You won't believe your ears. Kiss the comeback goodbye, girlfriend. Kiss it goodbye.
August 24th, 2007 9:30 AM
'Baby boy' only worked in the song with Beyonce & she can sing.
August 25th, 2007 6:28 AM
SHE JUST NEEDS TO GIVE UP - ON EVERYTHING.
September 10th, 2007 6:53 AM
I do believe that Joel McCal got it right when the soup posted that Britney Spears prfomence was eather a come back or a down fall and down fall covers it.
September 18th, 2007 7:24 PM
I know right
October 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
She sucks big time. Who gives a crap what some drugged out alcoholic has to say about anything? Look, if she can't even keep her kids, what makes you think she can sing? Didn't you see her live on MTV? She was so hung over she couldn't even see straight. Anyone can make a half-ass record in a recording studio with Timbaland. You can just edit the crappy parts out. That's not real. That's digital enhanced music. Try hearing her live. She's garbage.
January 21st, 2008 8:15 AM
Well Kabbalah didn't work for her so maybe she should try Scientology. That's where it seems all the crazies go. She'd fit right in! Her and Tom Cruise could sit across from each other flubbing their bottom lips with their index fingers going...Blubba blubba blubba blubba blub! Mo fo whack job!
May 16th, 2008 11:21 PM
BRITTANY SPEARTS YOU ROCKS AT SINGING KEEP IT IT UP YOU ROCK AND ROLL
December 4th, 2008 4:31 PM
YOU SUCK BRITNEY! You never had what it takes to be a star and you never will! Why don't you give it up you stupid whore!
April 9th, 2009 5:21 PM
Her lip-synching machine broke last night in Vancouver. They came up with a story about too much smoke in arena. She is such a fake.