The amazing Britney Spears had a brief exchange with a California Highway Patrol officer after she was pulled over Friday night on the freeway.
"Ma'am, we're the Fashion Police. Please remove the hat."
Authorities say Britney Spears was stopped for driving erratically. The pop star's excuse? She is pregnant and was rushing to the hospital. Just kidding! Brit actually said she was attempting to avoid the relentless pursuit of celebrity news reporters!
They must have bought it, or just felt sorry for her after hearing her god-awful new song, because officers called Britney "cooperative" and let the train wreck go.
The terrible trio - Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan - are no doubt jealous of her preferential treatment.