Britney, Lindsay, Paris: Celebrity Apprentice Material?
Britney Spears' prayers have been answered.
Well, not really. Giant bags of pork rinds don't just fall out of the sky, you know.
But Donald Trump himself has offered to hire her and resurrect her career. Along with other train wrecks.
Armed with the searing insight that she's a "[bleeping] mess," Trump tells the New York Post's Page Six that he's negotiating with Britney about appearing on his new Celebrity Apprentice and that he's also "thinking about" having Paris Hilton on the show.
However, says Lord Combover, "I don't know if we're going to do it."
Yeah, there's no guarantee you're going to see this at any point. There's only so much Paris Hilton pussy you can plaster across prime time television, after all.
As for Brit and Paris' comrade-in-wreckitude, Lindsay Lohan, the Donald says he's going to contact her this week about the show. He did not say whether or not she will try to have sex with him, but the odds are never too low with LiLo.
Paris Hilton's rep says he wasn't aware if any deal was in the works, and Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan mouthpieces weren't available for comment.
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August 24th, 2007 1:53 PM
Did I already coment on this. If not here--------> This is rediculous. Celebrity Apprentice is a joke. I was hoping they would have more going for them and you know what I mean Donald.
These are babies. My question?? Why does Donald Trump have to babysit? He's not their Father. He's not responsible for the trouble they've gotten themselves into. He can't save Lohan from drug/alcohol addiction. Only Lohan can. Just because his brother died possibly of alcoholism doesn't make him responsible for others adictions. Alcohol is not the problem. Drugs are not the problem. The user is the problem. Example: Excuse me but I have a problem with drinking so YOU have to close YOUR liquor store because I have a problem. I DON"T THINK SO! YOU have to understand what it's like to have/know someone with a drug/alcohol problem since YOUR own brother died from it. NO HE DOESN'T. PERIOD! It's not HIS problem. IT belongs to the USER. Got it! Talk to a rehab coouunncelor and find out. NEVER! take the r