Britney Spears' prayers have been answered.
Well, not really. Giant bags of pork rinds don't just fall out of the sky, you know.
But Donald Trump himself has offered to hire her and resurrect her career. Along with other train wrecks.
Armed with the searing insight that she's a "[bleeping] mess," Trump tells the New York Post's Page Six that he's negotiating with Britney about appearing on his new Celebrity Apprentice and that he's also "thinking about" having Paris Hilton on the show.
However, says Lord Combover, "I don't know if we're going to do it."
Yeah, there's no guarantee you're going to see this at any point. There's only so much Paris Hilton pussy you can plaster across prime time television, after all.
As for Brit and Paris' comrade-in-wreckitude, Lindsay Lohan, the Donald says he's going to contact her this week about the show. He did not say whether or not she will try to have sex with him, but the odds are never too low with LiLo.
Paris Hilton's rep says he wasn't aware if any deal was in the works, and Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan mouthpieces weren't available for comment.
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August 24th, 2007 1:53 PM
Did I already coment on this. If not here--------> This is rediculous. Celebrity Apprentice is a joke. I was hoping they would have more going for them and you know what I mean Donald.
These are babies. My question?? Why does Donald Trump have to babysit? He's not their Father. He's not responsible for the trouble they've gotten themselves into. He can't save Lohan from drug/alcohol addiction. Only Lohan can. Just because his brother died possibly of alcoholism doesn't make him responsible for others adictions. Alcohol is not the problem. Drugs are not the problem. The user is the problem. Example: Excuse me but I have a problem with drinking so YOU have to close YOUR liquor store because I have a problem. I DON"T THINK SO! YOU have to understand what it's like to have/know someone with a drug/alcohol problem since YOUR own brother died from it. NO HE DOESN'T. PERIOD! It's not HIS problem. IT belongs to the USER. Got it! Talk to a rehab coouunncelor and find out. NEVER! take the responsibility away from the user and place it on someone else. Grow up!
Donald, the reason I say Celebrity Apprentice is a joke is HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO GROW UP and so do some others. They have evolved downward instead of upward. They have become to self obsorbed to even ACT good. If Britany doesn't want to wear any undies. WHO CARES? Let the police bust her for indecent exposure if she shows things she shouldn't. If the little girls want to drive drunk, without a license, on drugs and so forth and so forth and so forth. Let them and let them get busted or let their own Daddies and Mommies take care of them. Period! You're not their Daddy.
Now, to the older Celebrities appearing on celebrity Apprentice (which I was hoping NEVER would air. Celebrity Apprentice I mean) If you see yourself over the hill you will be. Donald isn't your Savior. If you need help ask someone. If you see your talents fading? They are or will be. But it's up to YOU to do something not always Donald. DONALD NEEDS TO BE ABLE TO DO WHAT HE WANTS TO DO.
There are things he knows he must do, NOW.
NOT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTS HIM TO. NOT EVEN HIS OWN FAMILY. Got it!
I don't care if you don't like him. He's going places most won't be able to go Places he is destined to and believe me some of you wouldn't want to.
With every climb there are greater responsibilities. Greater consequences. It's not all just rewards.
So, quit jerking his chain or in some instances his male organ. (both males and females)
Watch the direction He's taking. One thing if you want to go along, quit jerking his chain.
Now, Donald some stinking jung seems to be trying to move in. Why is it some stand outside my door and trying to listen in and want to drop their jung? Especially stinkin jung. (OOps I think it left for the time being. Who's jung is that?)
Interesting.
Thank you Donald, so now where are we going?
Jerilynn Quall