Vanessa Minnillo Nude, Nick Lachey Nude: Mexican Vacation Reveals All

As the quote attached to the following Vanessa Minnillo nude photo says: If you thought the girlfriend of Nick Lachey was a goody goody, these pics prove otherwise.

Apparently, wielding a knife with Lindsay Lohan wasn't enough evidence for this supposed pal of Minnillo's.

But anyway. Lachey and his lady love recently vacationed in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. And, following in the laid back style of our neighbors to the south, they ditched all clothing for a poolside romp. Photographers from Life & Style magazine were there to capture this couple in all its naked glory.

It's safe to assume Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have now booked a flight to the same resort in order to "accidentally" be caught on film, too.

We love Vanessa, but we do have two questions:

1. What career path she'll take now that her Total Request Live days are over? Lacking any discernible talent, might this beauty just go the way of Tila Tequila and pose naked for attention?
2. As attractive as Minnillo is, where were the Jessica Simpson nude photos when Lachey was married to that starlet? Come on, Nick.

Finally, speaking of the former boy bander, here's an inquiry for the ladies: Do you prefer Nick Lachey nude or David Beckham nude?