The Hills Update: Heidi Montag Can Read!

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Hey, if you've ever watched The Hills and heard some of the things that come out of Heidi Montag's mouth, that much probably wasn't assumed.

Heidi Montag and her devil-boyfriend fiance Spencer Pratt, a.k.a. America's Most Hated, were spotted catching a flight out of LAX airport on Thursday.

Apparently, Heidi Montag felt like enhancing her nose brain, delving into The Art of War by Sun Tzu, an Asian philosopher.

Perhaps this dissertation on warfare, military strategy and history will prepare her for some hectic cat fights with former pal and roomie Lauren Conrad.

Ever the gentleman - he's a regular Daimon Shippen, only less good looking and soulless - Spencer Pratt went out of his way to carry Heidi's fake boobs bag.

Meanwhile, some passersby at LAX probably wished they could wrap a plastic bag around Spencer Pratt's head and deprive him of oxygen. Or is that just us?

Earlier in the week, the celebrity gossip mainstays was spotted out and about at an ice cream shop. Of course, Heidi Montag had, like, no idea there were cameras around! OMG!

As usual, The Hills' Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made sure they were photographed wherever their phony, lame adventures took them.

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somewhere LC is laughing her ass off. She kinda created these monsters. If it was not for the lovely Lauren Conrad, the world would have never been introduced to Heidi Montag and no so much in a large scale Spencer pratt.

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they are sooo lame!!!im sooo sick of them!!!!

The Hills Quotes

Brody's girlfriend is pretty. With very large breasts.

Lauren Bosworth [on Cora Skinner]

Someone with a great sense of humor is the most important thing, and someone who really supports me in everything I do... I don’t ever want to make an excuse for trying to work hard and having my own life. I love a guy that supports that and loves that.

Lauren Conrad [on men]
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