Hey, if you've ever watched The Hills and heard some of the things that come out of Heidi Montag's mouth, that much probably wasn't assumed.
Heidi Montag and her
devil-boyfriend fiance Spencer Pratt, a.k.a. America's Most Hated, were spotted catching a flight out of LAX airport on Thursday.
Apparently, Heidi Montag felt like enhancing her
nose brain, delving into The Art of War by Sun Tzu, an Asian philosopher.
Perhaps this dissertation on warfare, military strategy and history will prepare her for some hectic cat fights with former pal and roomie Lauren Conrad.
Ever the gentleman - he's a regular Daimon Shippen, only less good looking and soulless - Spencer Pratt went out of his way to carry Heidi's
fake boobs bag.
Meanwhile, some passersby at LAX probably wished they could wrap a plastic bag around Spencer Pratt's head and deprive him of oxygen. Or is that just us?
Earlier in the week, the celebrity gossip mainstays was spotted out and about at an ice cream shop. Of course, Heidi Montag had, like, no idea there were cameras around! OMG!
As usual, The Hills' Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made sure they were photographed wherever their phony, lame adventures took them.