Spencer Pratt is the most hated man in the world of The Hollywood Gossip.
Joel Madden is inching up the rankings, however, especially when he impregnates an
underweight alien Nicole Richie.
So who do celebrity gossip fans root for when these two morons tussle? It's no longer a hypothetical question after a recent argument at a Beverly Hills hotel.
According to TMZ, Mr. Nicole Richie allegedly stormed over to Pratt's table, where he was lunching with Heidi Montag and screamed, "you've been talking s**t about my girl!" before Madden - who was there Richie - had to be forcibly separated and removed.
Spencer Pratt and Joel Madden recently got into a fight. And Heidi Montag probably called celebrity news outlets to guarantee coverage of the event.
The one and only Spencer Pratt himself said: "It all stems from an interview in Details ages ago where I was misquoted, calling Nicole a skinny bitch. It's all a misunderstanding. I've always thought she's a really nice girl and I wouldn't call her that."
Hey, Joel: we've called Nicole far worse names than that. What are you gonna about it, huh? Get in a fight with another pathetic loser from The Hills? We're sure Jason Wahler is up for some fisticuffs.
Pratt, meanwhile, needs to not throw stones (i.e. skinny bitch taunts) when he lives in a glass house (i.e. dates a skinny bitch named Heidi Montag).
We'd like to stick a drunk Sean Stewart on each of these spoiled punks.