Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag Really Suck (Face)

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Spencer Pratt loves fiancee Heidi Montag.

That new boob job may have a little something to do with it.

Cheers to a Fake Relationship

Whatever the appeal is, Spencer has hitting the town with his alleged future bride - and videotaping Heidi's every move! Smile, ladies!

TMZ was on Robertson Boulevard Monday as the PDA-prone, painfully annoying brats from The Hills went on a "spontaneous" shopping spree, with the smarmy Spencer Pratt whipping out his ... videocamera to record the day's festivities.

After dropping some major coin at Lisa Kline, Sky, Kitson and a sunglasses store, Heidi and Spencer hoofed it back to the the Ivy to get their car.

Luckily, at that point, Spencer Pratt stopped taping for a few minutes so that the couple could field questions about their upcoming wedding.

"There's no rush," said Pratt.

A clearly delusional Heidi Montag added that her greasy, always-smirking man is "better looking" than David Beckham, adding Pratt is "a better boyfriend, I bet, too."

Huh? Sure thing, Heidi. Never mind that, for all their strangeness, David has been married to Victoria Beckham for many years and has three kids by her - and that they're actually one of the more stable celebrity couples out there.

Point being, the former BFF of Lauren Conrad isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Ironically, however, Spencer Pratt is absolutely the biggest tool in it.

No word on if Spencer picked up the camcorder again later that night for a more intimate recording. We're talking about a Heidi Montag sex tape. Hey, anything goes for publicity and money, right? Would you put it past these two conniving weasels?

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TO ABRIA .
SPEAKING OF PLAYERS BRODY IS AN EVEN BIGGER ONE SO THERE IS NO WAY THING BETWEEN HIM AND LAUREN WILL WORK OUT.

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leave me alone, they just wanna be famous

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hiedi does not owe anyone a explanation for who she loves. if she feels she doesnt need to be with him she will make that decision plus me and my sister lives with her boyfriend and still hangs ut with her friends so youll need to back off

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HEIDI IS BRAINWASHED LAUREN ROCKS!!!!!!!!11

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I THINK THAT HIEDI MONTAGE IS A PLASTIC SLUT AND HER CORNY/UGLY MAN NEEDS TO GO BACK TO HIS MAMA!!

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A clearly delusional Heidi Montag added that her greasy, always-smirking man is "better looking" than David Beckham, adding Pratt is "a better boyfriend, I bet, too. HEIDI IS BRAINWASHED. David Beckham never went to a club with ' PLAYMATES ' when vitoria went to visit her relative unlike Spencer who did. LAUREEEN IS AWEESSSOOMMME !

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heidi and spencer sux!! Lauren Conrad is so much better. She doesn't do stupid things to get attention like the stupid couple heidi and spencer. Heidi is pretty but lauren is alot prettier, and lauren didnt have to get a boob job, thats just gross. oh and spencer looks like a freakin barbie doll. but thats just wat i think. i send my luv to ya gurl (Lauren)

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They do suck pretty hardcore... Is it so wrong that I can't wait for their demise?