Please Note: This Celebrity News Site is Rated PG

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The Hollywood Gossip tells it like it is.

As a celebrity gossip provider, that means you've occasionally got to get down, dirty, explicit and profane in covering the famous people that make the news.

That's been our philosophy since our first post (about Lindsay Lohan) 13 months ago.

Nonetheless, according to a new blog rating system, which rates gossip blogs the same way as movies, T.H. Gossip has been given parental guidance suggested, "PG" status.

How, we're not sure. It was a close shave. Not unlike that recently given to that shank Paris Hilton. Man, that thing was given a serious waxing!

Despite a consistent deluge of raunchy articles and censored nude / sexual photos, we were able to dodge the more risque "PG-13" or "R" designations.

Guess all those shots of Britney Spears wearing no underwear and all that talk about Amanda Beard and Garcelle Beauvais nude wasn't enough. Oh well. We'll work harder, we promise.

Here are a couple of good celebrity photos from our (apparently PG) archive.

Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh Go Nuts
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SPEARS SHOULD TAKE A STEP BACKWARD AND REINVENT A SHATTERED IMAGE. GRANTED PUBLICITY TRANSLATES INTO STAR POWER WHICH TRANSLATES INTO MONEY BUT ITS OLD. I WOULD ASSUME HER FRIENDS ARE GRADUALLY GETTING THE MESSAGE. THE PUBLIC ONLY ENDURES SO MUCH AND THERES ALWAYS SOMEONE WAITING IN THE WINGS.THIS YOUNG LADY WOULD BETTER SERVE HERSELF BEING A WOMAN. I BELIEVE THERE IS A GIRL WHO CHANGED HER IMAGE TO A WOMAN DID A GOOD JOB AT IT . EVEN RECIEVED PRAISE . HER NAME IS ANGELINA JOLIE EVER HEAR OF HER . I THOUGHT SO.