Poor Pete Wentz.
He just wants to wear makeup, play his mediocre brand of pop-rock and get a little no-regrets tang from Ashlee Simpson on the side. It's an admirable life to aspire to.
But went he and his friend with benefits true love went to pass through airport security recently, the Fall Out Boy lyricist and bassist received some bad news...
Damn airlines. Not only do they rarely serve free food in this post-September 11 world, you can't bring a nail clipper or even more than a few ounces worth of gels or liquids!
Moreover, apparently you can only bring so much plastic waste on board, which pretty much means Ashlee Simpson should head down to the bus terminal ASAP.
After all, with all that plastic surgery - fake nose, breasts, chin and god knows what else - you never know what might pose a risk to passengers. Better safe than sorry.
Hopefully Heidi Montag also takes note of these new regulations.
As for Ash, there's a Greyhound ticket office around the corner, hon. Will this impact her career? No. We don't expect it last too long. Even Hayden Panettiere sings better.
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August 29th, 2007 10:36 AM
dude like Ashlee totally deserves that she's a barbie doll and I can't belive that pete would even try to stand up for her and I can't belive that he actually likes her. Gross if u ask me shes a whore! lol
October 19th, 2007 7:33 AM
hey it's not a mediocre band dude!
-Mariella W.
November 3rd, 2007 7:11 PM
Immature attempts at trying to insult a very talented, hot guy with a great personality; part of an AWESOME band. LOL about the plastic joke though, Ashlee did/does go way too far with that.