Paris Hilton's Nipple Slips, Giant Sunglasses Remain in Place

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Phew. That was a close one.

As Paris Hilton splashed around in Malibu, her giant sunglasses almost came flying off her face. Fortunately, the supposedly changed woman skirted such a disaster.

Paris the Queen

Her nipple was exposed, of course, but what else is new?

Following in the recent boob steps of Beyonce, Paris showed the world what being free from prison is truly all about: showing off your breasts without fear that a giant inmate will bend you over in the shower as a result of seeing them.

Isn't that sweet?

It's a freedom Britney Spears takes advantage of again and again.

Indeed, that's Paris Hilton's nipple again. Not exactly breaking celebrity news at this point.

We assume, meanwhile, that Paris Hilton's pussy remains well fed. Stavros Niarchos probably sees to that... through a series of grocery shopping for Purina cat food.

We just hope he's also picking up goodies for Paris while he's there. She's been known to often get a case of the munchies.

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Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
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Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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