Here is our latest Paris Hilton pussy picture.

And for once, we aren't talking about the heiress' pet cat.

Instead, celebrity gossip cameras caught the recent jailbird sunbathing in Hawaii a couple days after she was released from prison. And it sure looks like she's doing everything possible to avoid further hairy situations.

Move over, Britney Spears crotch shots, there's a new contender for barest of them all!

We're not surprised that one of Hilton's first stops on her post-prison tour was the waxer, but we are wondering where Stavros Niarchos is in this shot. Probably cleaning himself up.

At least we now know what to look forward to if a nude Paris Hilton does, indeed, ever pose for Playboy. We just hope Garcelle Beauvais took care of herself in the same way.

And that Josh Henderson doesn't expect the same from Lauren Conrad. Everyone female is unique and special in her own way, Josh. Remember that.