Talk about splitting hairs.
When Hollywood's whore-able ho-tel heiress and the reigning celebrity gossip king (or queen, as he calls himself) get together in Southern California, the only question on our minds is who we'd rather be stranded on a desert island with.
Well, we might pick Hayden Panettiere before either one. Just maybe.
But let's assume Paris and Perez Hilton were the only pair of options in this scenario. Clearly, they know the kind of conundrum this poses.
Who sucks worse? It truly is a duel to the death.