If you thought the sight of Cisco Adler naked was disgusting, imagine swapping spit with the man himself.
Reportedly, Paris Hilton no longer has to envision this scenario: she lived it last night at Guy’s karaoke.
A TMZ spy spotted Hilton making out with the giant testicled man at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. There’s nothing like getting to first base with the sloppy seconds of Mischa Barton, is there?
We wonder how Tyler Atkins feels about this news.
Undoubtedly, the heiress is looking to steal the celebrity gossip spotlight back from Lindsay Lohan, but did she have to make all our stomachs turn in order to do it?
She’d be better off taking the Nicole Scherzinger approach and not acting like a stripper. But, then again, that’s what makes Paris Hilton Paris Hilton, isn’t it?
When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”