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This may come as worse celebrity news to many readers than some random woman taking Blake Lewis off the market:

Usher will marry Tameka Foster at record executive LA Reid's home in New York's Hamptons later this afternoon. Despite rumors of her problems with the union, Usher's mom, Jonetta Patton, will be among the 70 to 100 guests expected at the private, outdoor celebration.

Foster, Tameka

Fans of The Hollywood Gossip have written in for months with complaints about Tamkea Foster. They hate her more than Simon Monjack!

The reasons for this? Tameka is older and not as good looking as Usher.

This stylist, who has worked with Lauryn Hill and Toni Braxton, also has three children with her ex-husband. Her and Usher are also expecting, just as Trisa Sutter and Ryan were before welcoming Maxwell Alson into the world this week.

The soon-to-be bride is trying to look on the bright side, however. She knows that her and Asia Nitollano are two of the most despised celebrities out there.

"He just accepted me for who I am," Foster, told Essence.com last month about her relationship with Usher. "I have flaws, I have an attitude problem. ... Overall, I have issues that a person could either love or hate, but he accepted me completely. And every day he still treats me like we just met.

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While Andy Baldwin is wasting his time in pose-offs with Heidi Montag, another former reality TV star is starting her new family life.

Trista Sutter and husband Ryan welcomed their first child, a boy, last night via C-section.

Bachelorette In Touch Cover

The little bachelor is named Maxwell Alston. He was born four weeks early due to Trista's pregnancy complications of preeclampsia and gestational diabetes, but he seems ok now and is destined to join Dannielynn and Jayden James in celebrity baby lore.

This is the first child for the Sutters, who met on the first season of ABC's The Bachelorette and were married on television in December of 2003.

We're proud of Trista and Ryan. As other reality show stars are using their time in the spotlight to film sex tapes (Jennifer Toof) and pose in calendars (Larissa Aurora), these two are simply building a life together.

It's beautiful.

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Heck, after seeing Heidi Klum nude, we love her muffins, too.

Oh. Wait. According to a story in People, the super model is talking about actual muffins.

"I was never a skinny, skinny type â€" the more I tried, the worse it was. I'd think about food more than ever," the Project Runway host and judge told Britain's Easy Living magazine.

"They'd say 'You have to lose weight', and I'd be like, 'All I can think about is muffins!' " she said. "I don't want to get too skinny. I still want to have a round, womanly figure."

Trust us, Heidi, you have the right kind of figure. Mary-Louise Parker would even be jealous.

Heidi Klum Naked

Thanks to Arena magazine for this Heidi Klum nude photo. Seriously. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

The German-born mom of three and wife to singer Seal since 2005 claims that doing what makes you happy and being there for your children are the keys to a healthy lifestyle. She seems like an actual role model, someone a troubled youngster such as Ali Lohan can look up to.

Aside from muffins, Klum also says she always eats "profiteroles" and "I eat the pasta when I want it."

But would anyone be able to tell? Did you see those Heidi Klum naked pics in the September issue of Arena magazine?!? They are as far as you can get from unattractive. They make the Katharine McPhee photo spread in Stuff magazine look downright hideous.

"I used to complain that I couldn't seem to fit into the clothes for the edgy fashion shows, but I found my own path," Heidi says in the article.

And guys everywhere are forever grateful that she did. They haven't been this excited since Antonella Barba nude pictures were all the rage.

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Here's an instant classic for the celebrity photo archives.

A picture has been obtained of the scuffle that resulted in the citing of Britney Spears' rough (and aptly-named) bodyguard, JC Camera, by the Las Vegas Police Department after he raged and started beating up a celebrity news photographer from Flynet.

Britney Spears Cleavage Picture

Julio Camera, nicknamed JC, allegedly attacked the photographer from behind after the shutterbug accidentally bumped Britney Spears' older son, Sean Preston.

Reports say J.C. Camera doled out a savage beating while he was on the ground, as hotel personnel rushed to pull the overzealous thug off the photographer.

Wow. Covering celebrity gossip is becoming a more dangerous profession by the day. The photographer was treated for his injuries and charges will likely be filed.

As this was happening, K-Fed demanded that Britney return to L.A. Neither he or Spears are allowed to travel out of state with Sean Preston and Jayden James without permission from the other, as per their temporary custody pact.

Sources say Kevin and his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, are mulling over how to handle this matter and whether to file a written complaint against Spears. This saga may play second fiddle to Lindsay Lohan this week, but wow, what a wreck Brit is.

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It may not be the most reliable celebrity gossip source on the planet, but The National Enquirer is still good for the occasional nugget or two.

And here's a juicy one:

Lindsay on the Roof

Sources are saying that a nude Lindsay Lohan would saunter around Promises rehab facility, taunting guys and, well, just being naked. The insider said our favorite drunk driver recently regaled this tale to pals:

"Lindsay was howling with laughter as she told all her friends, including Bruce Willis' daughter Rumer. They were all giggling too and their eyes were popping out."

Wow. We're not surprised that Lindsay got naked a lot... but she's still friends with Rumer Willis? We'd love to hear any of those conversations.

Does this mean Hayden Panettiere will soon be a Lohan acquaintance as well? Her and Rumer are rather tight, after all.

Lindsay Lohan is partially clothed here. But rumor (and Rumer) has it that she got as naked as Jennifer Toof in rehab recently.

"Lindsay said, 'I drove them all mad wandering around completely naked. They kept telling me to quit, but it was so much fun to tease all those boys. I just couldn't stop it," the celebrity news source said.

Nor could she stop driving drunk and recklessly, of course.

But is anyone shocked? Lindsay Lohan naked and toying with guys? That's a yawner, especially when compared to Heidi Klum nude photos.

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Wanna become the next Carrie Underwood? The latest Kelly Clarkson?

The chance to do so begins this Monday, as auditions for American Idol Season Seven kick off in San Diego. Before the latest batch of hopeful give their pipes a run-through, USA Today asked seven of last year's finalists to offer a few tips...

Jordin Sparks: Know that they're watching to see if you'll crack under pressure. Sing something nobody else is doing, because by the 10th time they've heard it, they're going to cut you off early, and you need all the time they give you. Smile. Dress nice, but not so nice. Maybe smart casual.

Blake Lewis: People have to realize it's a show, and producers want what's best for television. You're trying to get a job. You've got to be yourself and be confident. I didn't view it as television, so it was easy. You're not even singing a whole song. Just be true to yourself. There will always be other auditions.

Jordin Sparks, Blake Lewis and other American Idols have advice for newcomers.

Melinda Doolittle: One of my friends did the whole audition with her eyes closed. She can sing beautifully, but she didn't connect with the judges. Even if you're nervous, look them in the eye. Sing a song you believe in, one that you can really sell. Capture their attention. They're looking for more than singing.

Phil Stacey: You've got to be real. The truth is, I would have left a better impression if I had done the music I wanted to do from the start rather than wait until I was comfortable. Blake went a long way because he was crystal clear about who he is.

Gina Glocksen: Don't get overwhelmed. It's going to be a long day. Don't sing Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston or Etta James. Make yourself be noticed without overdoing it. I remember this girl at the L.A. auditions who looked as if she didn't have a care in the world. She made it through.

Chris Sligh: Be comfortable. Have fun with it, and show some personality. Maybe tell a joke. I mean, three jokes got me to the top 10. Be original, be funny.

Haley Scarnato: Stay true to who you are, which is hard to do when you're on a TV show. Focus on the song and get caught up in that moment so you won't let everything else overwhelm you.

What, nothing from Antonella Barba? She must be too busy planning a major photo shoot with Amy Polumbo or something.

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In a world of self-centered, spoiled celebrities, it's nice to see that Heather Mills isn't going the way of Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears.

No, the ex-wife of Paul McCartney is completely grounded, lacking any air of self-entitlement. She just won't settle for anything under $100 million in the former couple's divorce case.

The Times of London is reporting that Mills turned down a $40 million offer - and the former Dancing with the Stars contestant won't budge on her demand for a large chunk of McCartney's billion-dollar net worth.

Lawyers in the case are wary of any settlements.

"It could well go to trial because they are both quite stubborn," one lawyer told the Times. "Five days is only a relatively short hearing, but then the issues are fairly straightforward and it was a short marriage."

But not short enough for Mills to realize how little she deserves, of course. Even Nicole Richie saw when she was beaten recently, pleading guilty in her DUI case and accepting jail time.

So get over yourself, you fake leg, attention-seeker. You've got plenty of money coming to you no matter what. And if you need more, there are always Heather Mills nude photos you can sell.

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Amid concerns from her family about her recent behavior, Britney Spears wanted to move on and enjoy some time away... by, of course, taking the kids to Vegas.

The pop star, joined by her brother Bryan Spears, flew in a private plane to Sin City on Wednesday afternoon with kids Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 10 months.

Sad Britney Photo

It didn't take her long to make her presence felt. As a result, Britney Spears and her bodyguard might not be welcome at the Wynn Las Vegas hotel anymore.

Eyewitnesses tell Us Weekly that Spears' bodyguard, Julio Camera, a.k.a. JC, roughed up a photographer outside the Wynn spa after an altercation over the photographer's proximity to - and possible contact with - Sean Preston or Jayden James Federline.

A photographer who was shooting Spears at the resort claims that JC Camera shoved his partner in the chest - and accidentally hit Sean Preston in the process.

The photographer alleges that Britney Spears started yelling while JC Camera tackled his partner to the ground and began punching.

He claims that after Wynn security asked Britney Spears and all parties involved to leave, the Las Vegas police were called to take statements.

Las Vegas Police say JC Camera was issued a citation for misdemeanor battery. Meanwhile, Loretto says that Spears has filed an allegation of battery on behalf of Sean Preston Federline against photographer Kyle Henderson.

Britney Spears' battery allegation remains under investigation, with Las Vegas police issuing the following statement about the JC Camera incident:

"A second Incident Crime Report was also filed by Britney Spears on behalf of her minor child. In that report it was alleged that prior to the above incident a second photographer, identified as Kyle Henderson, battered both Julio Camera and Britney Spears' child, who was at that time being held by the security officer."

As of 5:30 p.m. Pacific time, the big sister of Jamie Lynn Spears had checked out of the Wynn hotel, although it is not certain that her departure was voluntary.

A Wynn spokesperson declined comment on the incident, and the hotel would only say in a statement that "the Wynn does not comment on guests of the hotel."

SIDE NOTE: Where the heck is Daimon Shippen? This guy is EVERYWHERE with her for two weeks and then falls off the face of the Earth? Where did JC Camera come from?

Britney might not be able to skip out on her problems altogether, though. A trip of this nature poses problems for any custody battle with her ex-husband K-Fed.

Under California law, neither parent is allowed to take a child out of state without written permission from the other, or by obtaining a court order.

According to a source close to Kevin Federline, Spears failed to notify her ex or his attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, that she was taking the children to Las Vegas.

We hear that the FedEx - by far the most sane of the two parents - has already filed a complaint. We will have more on this bizarre story as it develops.

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I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want.
- Lindsay Lohan

That quote pretty much sums up the breaking celebrity news regarding Lindsay Lohan's drunken, dangerous antics over the weekend.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

But, thanks to TMZ, we can actually take you through the step-by-step account of what took place late Sunday night. The three men who were in the car with Dina Lohan's spoiled alcoholic of a daughter recounted the tale. Sit back and prepare for the shocking details...

Part One
TMZ interviewed all three men who were in the car with the Firecrotch Queen that night and here's the lowdown: Rewind to Monday afternoon. Dante Nigro, Jakon Sutter and Ronnie Blake drove to Malibu with the boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan's assistant. Lindsay and her assistant ran into Dante and friends.

Later, the assistant text-messaged Dante, saying Lindsay wanted to invite him to a Malibu party that night.

Later, Dante says, he and his friends drove to the party. Dante and the assistant's boyfriend were let in, but Jakon and Ronnie were rejected and stayed outside. Dante says Lindsay was never without a drink during the evening and he even did a shot with her.

These guys were reportedly in the car with Lindsay Lohan when she made worse driving decisions than Nicole Richie over the past weekend.

At one point, Lindsay's assistant and her boyfriend walked outside and got into an argument. Lindsay came out and got angry at her assistant. The assistant then said, "I quit," which enraged Lindsay.

Part Two
Ronnie says Lindsay looked "very messed up" and "raging." (sort of like Britney Spears, all the time, we'd imagine.)

Dante and crew were ready to leave. The GMC Denali they were in belonged to Dante, but he was sitting in the front passenger seat. Ronnie and Jakon were in the back seat. The assistant's boyfriend was behind the wheel. The keys were in the ignition when the assistant's boyfriend got out and continued the argument with his girlfriend. She then got in her car and left.

According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver's seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving - chasing the assistant's car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.

Dante and Jakon say Lindsay then hit Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Dante says he tried to grab the wheel, prompting Lindsay to say, "If you touch me I'll sue you." Jakon says they pleaded with her to stop.

Part Three
Dante says they were going 100 MPH. They say Lindsay caught up with the assistant and began doing circles on PCH, around the assistant's car.

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We've barely had time to digest the great news of Claudia Schiffer nude photos.

Now, though, we're faced with another super model taking her clothes off in a magazine. It's a tough, celebrity gossip-filled world in which we live.

Arena magazine, the same publication that brought us sexy, nearly naked pics of Keeley Hazell and Avril Lavigne, has now outdone itself: Heidi Klum is posing in the latest issue.

Heidi Klum Nude

Heidi Klum nude. Yes, this model as given birth to three children. How does she do it and remain so svelt?

Klum, of course, is known for her work on Project Runway, as well as her work as one of the best famous mothers on the planet. She and Seal have three adorable children.

Like Eva Mendes naked, Heidi is obviously proud of her body, as she ought to be. Simply put, this is one of the most beautiful people in the world and she should be showing off what God gave her.

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