But backstage, he had some global warnings, if you will. For one, don't you dare ask the pretty boy about Jessica Simpson.

"I'm going to practice some conversation conservation right now and try to minimize my bull$h!t footprint," a coy Mayer quipped to a reporter who asked if he still spoke to Simpson.

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Sorry, guys. But we're not talking about Jessica Alba nude photos here.

Instead, the striking actress complained to Britain's GQ magazine that she never sees enough male nudity, causing us to wonder where's she's been during the recent Nick Lachey nude picture hullabaloo. She elaborated:

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