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The Hollywood Gossip tells it like it is.

As a celebrity gossip provider, that means you've occasionally got to get down, dirty, explicit and profane in covering the famous people that make the news.

That's been our philosophy since our first post (about Lindsay Lohan) 13 months ago.

Nonetheless, according to a new blog rating system, which rates gossip blogs the same way as movies, T.H. Gossip has been given parental guidance suggested, "PG" status.

How, we're not sure. It was a close shave. Not unlike that recently given to that shank Paris Hilton. Man, that thing was given a serious waxing!

Despite a consistent deluge of raunchy articles and censored nude / sexual photos, we were able to dodge the more risque "PG-13" or "R" designations.

Guess all those shots of Britney Spears wearing no underwear and all that talk about Amanda Beard and Garcelle Beauvais nude wasn't enough. Oh well. We'll work harder, we promise.

Here are a couple of good celebrity photos from our (apparently PG) archive.

Lucy Pinder, Michelle Marsh Go Nuts

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Here is our latest Paris Hilton pussy picture.

And for once, we aren't talking about the heiress' pet cat.

Instead, celebrity gossip cameras caught the recent jailbird sunbathing in Hawaii a couple days after she was released from prison. And it sure looks like she's doing everything possible to avoid further hairy situations.

Paris Hilton Pussy

Move over, Britney Spears crotch shots, there's a new contender for barest of them all!

We're not surprised that one of Hilton's first stops on her post-prison tour was the waxer, but we are wondering where Stavros Niarchos is in this shot. Probably cleaning himself up.

At least we now know what to look forward to if a nude Paris Hilton does, indeed, ever pose for Playboy. We just hope Garcelle Beauvais took care of herself in the same way.

And that Josh Henderson doesn't expect the same from Lauren Conrad. Everyone female is unique and special in her own way, Josh. Remember that.

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It's been awhile since we ran an Audrina Patridge story.

We've already heard from her friend and roommate, Lauren Conrad, today. But Audrina, who endeared herself to fans on Season 2 of The Hills, has been keeping a low profile.

Pic of Audrina

Until we came across these pictures of Audrina Patridge hosting a party at Cameo Nightclub on June 29. With the star of The Hills is a dude named Justin Brescia. Check it out:

Clearly, Audrina Patridge is a natural at the turntables.

It's good to see that if a career in reality TV doesn't work out, Audrina can channel her inner DJ AM. Speaking of Adam Goldstein, he's probably plotting a way to date Patridge already.

Somewhere, meanwhile, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are kicking themselves for not hosting a party at a club or being photographed frolicking on a beach in the last 72 hours.

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Sorry, Amanda Beard nude. You had your time to shine.

While the latest Playboy cover girl made a splash with her naked pictorial, the next one isn't as well known - but that may change once people see her baring more skin than Holly Madison does on, well, a typical Tuesday.

Indeed, Garcelle Beauvais looks mighty fine in the upcoming issue of Playboy. The actress who's received some attention for parts on old shows such as NYPD Blue was actually pregnant when she posed. But that's exactly what inspired her to do so:

"As you get older, you get more comfortable in your skin," Beauvais said. "It was the perfect time for me to do Playboy. Who knows what I'll look like when I'm done."

Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Nude

Following in the naked footsteps of Kristine Lefebvre, Garcelle Beauvais goes nude for Playboy. 

Of course, the Haiti-born star might not be the first person men across the world wish to ogle at. Rumors that Paris Hilton or Heidi Montag might get nude for the rag have been making the rounds. And guys everywhere are certainly hoping this is a hard piece of celebrity news, as opposed to mere gossip.

We'll keep you apprised.

Until then, though, sit back and enjoy Garcelle Beauvais naked, fellas. She ain't so bad. There are certainly more unattractive people out there taking their clothes off... but you probably don't want us to put the image of Dita Von Teese nude in your head, do you?

Sorry about that.

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Crazy Lindsay Lohan turned 21 yesterday. But according to the New York Daily News, that's not all that's gone on lately on the hoppin' Hollywood club scene.

You would expect the Human Torch to throw the hottest party in SoCal. Fantastic Four star Chris Evans did just that on Saturday, at a slightly belated bash for his 26th birthday.

Lauren Conrad and New Boyfriend?

Although he was mobbed by female admirers, a Daily News celebrity gossip spy reckons Flicka star Alison Lohman was a leading contender for his attention.

Evans' immediate ex, Friday Night Lights star Minka Kelly - now linked to Lohan ex and Pink Taco exec Harry Morton - was also in the mix.

None of them seemed to mind that sponsors p.i.n.k. vodka and Monster Energy chose to throw the party at Eleven, a West Hollywood gay club.

Cupid also smiled on the C-list that night! The lovely Lauren Conrad and recent Paris Hilton castoff Josh Henderson were spotted leaving the club hand-in-hand around 1 a.m.

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You gotta hand it to Kimberly Stewart.

A short while ago, The Hollywood Gossip staff questioned why the daughter of Rod Stewart was writing in to celebrity gossip site, TMZ, with her summer vacation diary.

We specifically asked: Do you care what Kimberly Stewart is doing this summer?

The answer, of course, was a big, fat NO. But now the socialite is making herself relevant again due to who she�s doing: rock star Tommy Lee.

According to the New York Post, this new couple met in London several months ago and began knocking the boots a few weeks later. At last week�s opening of Pink Taco in L.A., they even managed to upstage former Full House star Jodie Sweetin and her giant boobs.

Stewart was seen running out to Lee when he was denied entry after the fire department shut the party down. A source said: �They threw their arms around each other and she started saying, �Baby, baby,� before kissing and leaving.�

Awww, isn�t that sweet? Who cares if Stewart is 26 and Lee is 44? Like Mischa Barton recently said, Rod�s daughter is probably just seeking a more mature man.

Or a more sizable one. Also like Barton, Stewart has seen Cisco Adler nude (the two were engaged) and is probably after another well-endowed man now.

And anyone that has seen the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tape knows there was one body part on there even bigger than the Baywatch star�s large breasts. It was hard (pun� intended!) to miss.

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Mischa Barton is single.

And while that should send most guys in Hollywood running, the undersized actress is hoping it attracts a certain type of man.

Mischa Barton Bikini Photo

Barton tells British Elle in its August issue: "I'd like someone who makes me laugh. I like an intellectual guy, because I love to read. If they like movies, books and music, we're pretty alright.

"And I'd like someone who's mature; God, I can't take another immature person!'

Ouch. Cisco Adler can't be pleased at that subtle dig. He and Barton split in February. The reason?

Well, she found a nude photo of him among Paris Hilton's belongings. Naturally.

Prior to that fling, The OC star dated greasy oil heir Brandon Davis. These two broke up in 2005 after more than a year together and Davis was later caught on tape making vulgar remarks about Lindsay Lohan.

Everyone following along? This is getting more convoluted than the stories about whether or not Britney Spears deserved to enter rehab.

Barton, meanwhile, claims she may know Hilton and Lohan, but you find her drinking underage or smoking pot.

"The media has created a fake 'Young Hollywood' where everyone hangs out together and everybody knows each other," she tells Elle. "It couldn't be further from the truth. I feel so, so different from those girls."

Considering how many of the same guys have touched all these girls, we could probably just ask them whether or not Mischa actually feels different.

Instead, we'd like to direct your attention to an actual innocent, young Hollywood starlet: Hilary Duff, ladies and gentlemen.

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Isaiah Washington is out to clear his name, but in the opinion of this celebrity news purveyor, he's dragging it through the mud more with every ridiculous interview.

In fact, with every pompous remark that comes out of his mouth, the bitter actor illustrates what an arrogant jerk he can be - and the real reason he was fired. The irony.

The delusional actor blames co-star Patrick Dempsey's repeated tardiness to the set for the blow-up which resulted in Washington using a gay slur - which, lest we forget, was not directed at T.R. Knight, alright!?!?

Interviewed last night on Larry King Live, the man who compared himself to Malcolm X last week (really) said he regretted not confronting Dempsey the first time he was late to the set, so he challenged him when Patrick dared pull that crap again.

But Dempsey wanted to delay the scene more to wait for Ellen Pompeo, who plays Dempsey's love interest on the hit show, before shooting began.

"I said 'I don't need Ellen, I can act,'" Isaiah Washington told King. "And that was the moment that sent it into a different zone."

According to Isaiah Washington, this is when Patrick Dempsey erupted.

"He became unhinged, sprayed spittle in my face," said Washington. "I'm asking him why is he screaming at me... He just becomes irate."

That's when Washington said "a lot of things I'm not really proud of."

"I said several bad words," he said, quoting himself as telling Patrick Dempsey: "There's no way you're going to treat me like the B-word, the P-word or the F-word."

He said that the "F-word" was not meant as an anti-gay slur, but meant it not as a degrading term towards homosexuals, but rather just to signify "somebody who is being weak."

So he's not homophobic, just an arrogant ass. Glad we cleared that up!

Washington strongly denies he ever directed the word at costar T.R. Knight, who came out of the closet thereafter, as reported and insinuated by the press and fan sites.

"I am not homophobic, in no way, shape or form," Washington said.

As for T.R. Knight claiming the slur was directed at him, Isaiah Washington said that is false and that the actor used the incident to his advantage.

"That's a lie. He misrepresented himself," Washington said. "He has been very disappointed in playing the character he has been playing. He told me that."

But Washington said he felt badly about repeating the slur at the Golden Globes, when he dubiously attempted to explain the context in which he used it in the first place by grabbing a mic and stating angrily "I did not call T.R. a f@ggot. Never happened."

"I wish I could take that back," Washington admits.

Washington ultimately attended counseling and finished the filming Season 3 of Grey's Anatomy, but was released from his contract a month ago. Both he and Kate Walsh, who was given her own spin-off, will not return for Season 4.

Larry King said on the air that the Grey's Anatomy producers, as well as Patrick Dempsey and T.R. Knight, declined to comment on the incidents.

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Rehab, schmeehab.

Even when you've been drinking since about the age of 13, you need to get out there and celebrate your 21st birthday. Right, Lindsay Lohan?

Lindsay Lohan Nip Slip

The actress celebrated her big day at a small beachside residence in Malibu late Monday afternoon.

Guests, casually dressed in summer beach attire, included Lohan's younger brother Dakota, 11, sister Ali Lohan, 13, and former boy toy Calum Best, who munched on chips near the barbeque grill and chatted with a group of friends.

Meanwhile, awful mother Dina Lohan, who recently told People magazine that Lohan would be enrolling in Promises' extended care program, was photographed entering the property carrying what could have been a present for her daughter: a red bag from Cartier.

A bikini-clad Lohan, People reported, stayed indoors, probably guzzling down shots of Jack Daniels.

Outside the house was a patio area with large white candles near the tables, as well as hammocks, a barbeque pit and a volleyball net. Music â€" including Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" and a remix of Rihanna's "Umbrella" â€" blared from loudspeakers, catching the attention of several beachgoers as they walked near the party house.

Never one to shy away from attention, Lohan sent her bodyguard Jaz off with five boxes of cheese and pepperoni pizza for celebrity gossip photographers camped nearby, announcing that they were from the birthday girl herself, "with love."

We assume this was in hopes of bribing one or more of them to sleep with her.

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We now pause for a break in the (girl-on-girl) action and offer you a brief reprieve from endless news about Paris Hilton in jail or out of jail, or new pictures of that tramp Lindsay Lohan passing out, or of the latest Britney Spears nipple slip.

In a world where celebrity gossip increasingly dominates headlines (not that our staff writers are complaining), you don't hear a lot about Hilary Duff. And that's why we love her. The girl is so genuine, so true to herself. Not to mention pretty damn cute.

The cover of Britain's Stella magazine, which features Duff, even goes so far as to make the claim that the pretty singer is the "acceptable" face of young Hollywood. We couldn't agree more. And we really wish crazy fools would quit stalking her.

Thank you, Stella, for reaffirming our love for Hilary Duff.

Ah. Wasn't that a refreshing change from the latest celebrity news? It sure was. Now, back to figuring out what's going on with that supposed Vanessa Minnillo sex tape ...