This is a sweet story:
A pair of ex-cons reportedly found comfort in one another's arms last week, as Paris Hilton allegedly hooked up with Death Row Records founder Suge Knight at an ESPY Awards after-party held at L.A.'s Mondrian Hotel last week.
The N.Y. Daily News says Paris even provided Knight with a lap dance, as the former inmates probably regaled one another with stories of soap dropping and license plate-making.
Paris Hilton. Suge Knight. From mug shots to doggy styles.
This must come as disturbing news to Paris' rumored new boy toy, Tyler Atkins, as the footsteps of Suge are not ones many people wish to follow in. Not if they wish to come out alive, that is.
We're happy for these two, though. While they may not be gushing about one another like Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen just yet, give them time. Especially once the pair realizes the potential of any sex tape they could make. The title, of course?
One Knight in Paris.