Mischa Barton is single.
And while that should send most guys in Hollywood running, the undersized actress is hoping it attracts a certain type of man.
Barton tells British Elle in its August issue: "I'd like someone who makes me laugh. I like an intellectual guy, because I love to read. If they like movies, books and music, we're pretty alright.
"And I'd like someone who's mature; God, I can't take another immature person!'
Ouch. Cisco Adler can't be pleased at that subtle dig. He and Barton split in February. The reason?
Well, she found a nude photo of him among Paris Hilton's belongings. Naturally.
Prior to that fling, The OC star dated greasy oil heir Brandon Davis. These two broke up in 2005 after more than a year together and Davis was later caught on tape making vulgar remarks about Lindsay Lohan.
Everyone following along? This is getting more convoluted than the stories about whether or not Britney Spears deserved to enter rehab.
Barton, meanwhile, claims she may know Hilton and Lohan, but you find her drinking underage or smoking pot.
"The media has created a fake 'Young Hollywood' where everyone hangs out together and everybody knows each other," she tells Elle. "It couldn't be further from the truth. I feel so, so different from those girls."
Considering how many of the same guys have touched all these girls, we could probably just ask them whether or not Mischa actually feels different.
Instead, we'd like to direct your attention to an actual innocent, young Hollywood starlet: Hilary Duff, ladies and gentlemen.