Lindsay Lohan to Tango for New Movie

We all know Lindsay Lohan can pole dance.

But the promiscuous, drug-addicted actress will get a chance to show off her tangoing chops in her next movie, Dare to Love Me. No, this isn't a biopic about all the men that have seemingly taken Lohan up on such a dare, from Harry Morton to AJ Lamas to Criss Angel.

Instead, this upcoming film tells the story of tango legend Carlos Gardel, who was involved in a steamy romance with a prostitute, only to have his world shattered by a bullet that kills her and leaves him crippled with a fragment in his lung for life.

According to People magazine, the movie is set in Buenos Aires in the 1920s and centers on Gardel and the mysterious woman.

As rumors of Lindsay Lohan nude photos spread, here's your basic cleavage shot.

We assume Lindsay would play the prostitute, for reasons that need no explanation, but there's no word yet on which role the Firecrotch Queen will fill. But she began taking tango lessons Friday, celebrity news reporters say, and Tyler Atkins has already called her dancing ability "amazing."

Just kidding.

The 21-year-old star â€" who faces charges of driving under the influence and hit-and-run following a May car crash â€" had been scheduled to costar in the dark comedy Poor Things with Shirley MacLaine, but that movie has been shelved. The rumored reason was the negative, Tameka Foster-like press surrounding Lohan.
Dare to Love Me, which was an alternate title of the Noelia sex tape, will be shot in Romania and is scheduled to be released next yea.