We know it's difficult, but let's ignore rumors of Linday Lohan nude photos for now.
Instead, let's talk about the wild night this newly rehabbed actress enjoyed immediately after she was released from the Promises facility.
According to Vegas Confidential, Lohan arrived at Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace at 12:40 a.m. and was seen drinking Red Bull in the VIP section before the curtains were drawn on her party.
But that doesn't mean our celebrity gossip spies didn't get a look at the Firecrotch Queen when they could.
Lohan periodically came out from behind the curtained-off stage to acknowledge the crowd on a microphone. So it's nice to see she didn't lose her ego in rehab. She also interacted with Lauren Conrad of The Hills and Brody Jenner.
But here is where it gets really fun:
Not only did famed illusionist Criss Angel join Lohan's group after 3 a.m. - but these two were spotted holding hands and leaving together 45 minutes later. In other words: the Mindfreak got his freak on with Lindsay Lohan.
And she best now be on the lookout now for JoAnn Sarantakos.
Angel proceeded to drop Lindsay and her group off around 5 a.m. and we're all simply left to wonder what actually took place during the night.
But let's just hope Cameron Diaz is fully over Criss at this point and is happy with David de Rothschild. Because we're sure it was something nasty.