Lindsay Lohan Lies, Denies Cocaine Use
Chock full of credibility, Linday Lohan is claiming she did not drunkenly chase her assistant before being arrested for drunk driving early yesterday morning… and that the cocaine found IN HER POCKET belonged to someone else.
First lies first: Sources connected to the actress tell TMZ both Lindsay, who was driving a Denali, and the Escalade in front of her, driven by the mother of Lindsay’s former assistant, were both being chased in a “unsafe and threatening” manner.
There are no photos of the evening, so it’s unclear if perhaps a celebrity gossip reporter was actually on Lohan’s tail during the incident. Even if this was the case, of course, it doesn’t change the fact that a drunk, high Lohan got behind the wheel.
But, wait! The girl who now makes Pete Doherty look clean is claiming those drugs found on her were actually someone else’s.
In an email to Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush, Lohan said: “I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.”
Lindsay Lohan really is a role model of generosity, isn’t she? Who among us would be so kind as to hold on to a friend’s bag of cocaine? Brynn Cameron should really hire this actress as a baby sitter.
We can assure Lindsay, however, that privacy shall soon be all hers. We promise never to visit this lawbreaking skank in jail.
YOU SUCK!
LOL, dang straight!
LOOK! Paris Hilton is giving Lindsay advice on prison that she got from Martha Stewart!
I first read about this on Global Grind’s blog (http://blog.myspace.com/theglobalgrind). Its a cool site that keeps you up do date on all the news, celebrity gossip and more! But anyway, poor Lindsay…I’m not even a fan of hers, but she is human and needs a lot of support. I really hope she gets the help she needs this time, and does not continue to do this. She really is a good actress, which is why she’s been in the business since she was a little kid, and its a shame she is crumbling under the pressure. Lets all say a little prayer for Ms. Lindsay and everyone else in her situation..
It is time for her to take responsibility for her life!
I also read about LiLo’s incident while browsing through Global Grind’s blogs on MySpace, I LOVE their up-to-date new on all the latest fashion, music and even political issues! Everyone should check it out http://blog.myspace.com/theglobalgrind. But I agree, Ms Lohan needs some major help. I go back and fourth with her though. I mean she can act, but how are you gonna throw away everything you worked so hard for because you can’t get your act together? Rehab was suppose to be her time to do that but it seem she still hasn’t learned her lesson..Easier said than done I know, but I believe that kind of pressure just comes with being a celebrity. If she wants to stick around and be a serious actress she needs to take her addiction problems seriously.
lohan is a disgrace to all the legitimate actors in hollywood. she’s not a good actor to begin with, but throw in some booze and coke and she can’t even comprehend who or where she is. i’ve been a performer on stage for a few years and it pisses me off that someone like that is famous and is about to throw it all away. grow up, get your shit together, or get the f*** out of hollywood and make some room for us who are able to handle the responsibility!