Even when you've been drinking since about the age of 13, you need to get out there and celebrate your 21st birthday. Right, Lindsay Lohan?
The actress celebrated her big day at a small beachside residence in Malibu late Monday afternoon.
Guests, casually dressed in summer beach attire, included Lohan's younger brother Dakota, 11, sister Ali Lohan, 13, and former boy toy Calum Best, who munched on chips near the barbeque grill and chatted with a group of friends.
Meanwhile, awful mother Dina Lohan, who recently told People magazine that Lohan would be enrolling in Promises' extended care program, was photographed entering the property carrying what could have been a present for her daughter: a red bag from Cartier.
A bikini-clad Lohan, People reported, stayed indoors, probably guzzling down shots of Jack Daniels.
Outside the house was a patio area with large white candles near the tables, as well as hammocks, a barbeque pit and a volleyball net. Music â€" including Beyonce's "Irreplaceable" and a remix of Rihanna's "Umbrella" â€" blared from loudspeakers, catching the attention of several beachgoers as they walked near the party house.
Never one to shy away from attention, Lohan sent her bodyguard Jaz off with five boxes of cheese and pepperoni pizza for celebrity gossip photographers camped nearby, announcing that they were from the birthday girl herself, "with love."
We assume this was in hopes of bribing one or more of them to sleep with her.