Lame Feud of the Week: Perez Hilton vs. Jason Davis

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It's been brewing for awhile, but no one has cared because it's only that disgrace to celebrity news Perez Hilton, a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira, and oil heir Jason Davis, a.k.a. Gummi Bear.

But when words - and blows - are exchanged outside Les Deux, well, we've finally got to start covering this strange celebrity feud.

TMZ reports that an enraged Jason Davis body-slammed Perez in front of Les Deux last night as tensions between the two escalated.

Wearing a festive silk blouse that may have caused the extinction of silkworms, Gummi ripped Perez Hilton a new one as a response to Perez's vomit-filled tirade the other night.

Jason Davis has been in the news a lot lately, although mostly for his own punditry, and we're not really sure why anyone cares. But no matter.

Calling the portly celebrity gossip purveyor a "desperate homosexual," the portly, vehemently anti-racism Gummi Bear apparently doesn't mind a l'il homo hating.

Somewhere, Isaiah Washington is smiling.

After the dustup, Gummi waddled back to cameras to say that "Perez wishes he could be like the people he writes about," and added that Hilton is "a miserable, moronic human being."

Well, no one can argue with Jason Davis on that one.

Gummi Bear concluded his Perez Hilton hate-fest by saying that he didn't "give two sh!ts" about him. Half an hour later, he was hungry again.

In addition to being the lesser-known, less cool brother of Brandon Davis (yes, it's actually true), Jason is frequently seen on celebrity gossip blogs getting turned away at clubs.

That about sums it up.

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Wow. What a wierdo!

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disgusting to say the least / closet homo for sure/ doesnt deserve a dime of money/ I hate trust fund babies like loser it disgusting you dont deserver a fucking dime

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Well, the rotund urine specimen is back what a waste of air and space on the planet.

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all i can say is 1) Mr YUK!!!! 2) please keep poor drew cary out of this 3) Human Waste. love you guys keep up the great gossip. luv it!