Kimberly Stewart Does a Britney Spears Impression

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Remember when being compared to Britney Spears was a compliment?

There was a time when Britney Spears pics were actually hot, as opposed to scary and dirty.

Sadly, that time has passed. And, unfortunately for Kimberly Stewart, stating that she resembles the modern-day Spears in the picture below is far from endearing.

All that Rod's daughter is missing in order to complete the transformation to complete train wreck is a baby named Jayden James slung over her shoulder and a mystery man who may or may not be John Sundahl by her side.

An angry poem to her mom in her pocket wouldn't hurt, either.

Is that Britney Spears or Kimberly Stewart?

But, hey, who are we - aside from a celebrity gossip authority - to judge Stewart's look? Maybe this is how Tommy Lee likes his women.

Perhaps Kim needs a disguise in case a naked Cisco Adler tries to track her down and rekindle their romance.

All we can say for certain is that a new Britney Spears crotch shot may be in order. The former pop singer needs to keep upping the ante, lest other talentless, rich women keep trying to emulate her looks.

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