Kate Moss & Pete Doherty: It's Pretty Much Over

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Move over, Paul Sculfor. You don't have a monopoly on random dudes breaking up with famous babes today.

It looks like Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are over, too, as the "rocker" moved out of her house, People reports.

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Movers were spotted at Kate Moss' London home Wednesday removing furniture and guitars, a piano, paintings and suitcases.

No reports on how many kilos of cocaine and heroin the movers transported, but it was likely enough to get the poor saps offed by Colombian kingpins.

Hopefully they remembered to lift with the legs. We can only assume Doherty and the movers absconded with as many Kate Moss nude paintings as they could carry.

According to the UK's Daily Mirror, Kate Moss was furious over reports that Pete Doherty had a fling with a South African model last week.

It's been a rocky week for the Babyshambles frontman, who pleaded guilty on Tuesday to a drug charge and was warned by a judge that he must go to rehab or face time in jail.

Judge Davinder Lachhar deferred sentencing until August as long as the singer attends a detox program and commits no more offenses.

Moss, 33, and Doherty, 28, have dated off and on for two years, forming a great, perpetually drugged-up couple in PeteMoss. Their relationship has been marked by Doherty's repeated arrests on drug charges.

Still, Doherty has long insisted they planned to marry. They reportedly did so in winter, although that proved false in the end. Some excerpts from the talentless junkie's memoirs, published last month, say they would wed this summer.

If he could stay drug-free, that is. That's about as likely as Britney Spears staying out of the spotlight and spending time with her kids.

Or Al Gore III keeping his Prius under 100 miles per hour.

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She wanted to be a rock singer.. NOW! he wanted to do drugs, be scolded by concerned but not rude fans and judges and noticed a little bit, hang around sing and write poetry, draw and travel and do gigs when he wanted and her powerhouse-drive the career forward personality, that called constantly, screamed and demanded so much of him, made him feel stiffled, hunted and he just escaped back to his own slow and drifting a way world again.

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