Sorry, guys. But we're not talking about Jessica Alba nude photos here.
Instead, the striking actress complained to Britain's GQ magazine that she never sees enough male nudity, causing us to wonder where's she's been during the recent Nick Lachey nude picture hullabaloo. She elaborated:
"Men's magazines have nipples so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? There's Playgirl, but not a fashion magazine like Elle."
She makes an interesting point. You can see an almost naked Jessica Biel within the pages of almost any publication, but where are the private parts pictures of Matthew McConaughey or Patrick Dempsey?
"If there was a magazine like that I'd buy it," Alba said. "Nudity's not a big deal to me."
We don't get to see Jessica Alba nude in this issue. But we do hear her thoughts on guys getting naked.
Awesome! So, can we expect to see Jessica getting nice and naked any time soon on screen? Not exactly. She just likes to see other people bare all in the name of entertainment. But she may change her mind when she looks at any photo of Cisco Adler in the buff.
"I've said I won't go naked in any of my movies, because I don't want to. But that doesn't mean I don't want to see other people strip off," the actress said.
Okay, okay, we hear you. Take a gander at David Beckham nude in that case, Jessica. The man oozes sex appeal.