As if life isn't difficult enough for Eric Dane.
The Grey's Anatomy actor was recently dissed by Addison Sheperd and turned down as Seattle Grace Chief of Surgery - and now he has to deal with his semi-cute wife, Rebecca Gayheart, waving her boobs around for all celebrity gossip photographers to see.
The former Noxeema spokeswoman isn't that bad looking, but she's no Kate Walsh, as you can see by Dane's thought process below.
The man known as McSteamy doesn't seem to be bothered by any of the recent Isaiah Washington controversy; he's too worried about how he'll bed Addison again, now that she's off to her very own Private Practice.
And now his wife is flashing her knockers like she's Tila Tequila or Holly Madison nude or someone. Come on, Rebecca. Show some decency.