Dita Von Teese wants every woman to channel their inner… Dita Von Teese.

Forget the grainy Nick Lachey sex photo… this is gonna be a far better read. The tantilizing exotic dancer is penning a how-to on strip-teases, foreplay, sexual positions and advice:

Says a source about Dita's new book for women:

"Dita Von Teese is in talks with top publishers about writing a book on how to seduce your partner. It'll be aimed at women and very saucy. Not smutty. In fact, far from it."

No word on whether said book will include photos of Dita Von Teese nude in a martini glass. Yikes! Either way, sounds like it will be hot stuff.

Dita, of course, is the estranged wife of Marilyn Mansion… who  claims, among other negative things about her, that she was sub-par in the sack.

Manson, of course, has since taken up with Evan Rachel Wood, who is 19. Hard to imagine that's a step up from delicious Dita, but maybe he just likes ‘em young.

Run for it, Hayden Panettiere. He's got his eye on you next!