Come on, celebrity news reporters!
Don't you know that your job is causing Lindsay Lohan to drink, snort cocaine and get behind the wheel?!?
You should be more responsible.
Dina Lohan basically said as much when she pointed to the paparazzi as playing a role in the latest DUI arrest for her screwed up daughter.
"We are doing everything in our power in support of Lindsay and I won't give up â€" this is my daughter and we love her," People magazine reported Dina as saying.
The actress was arrested early Tuesday morning on suspicion of drunken driving â€" her second drinking-related arrest in three months. She was booked for DUI, possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custody facility and driving on a suspended license, charges that make Paris Hilton look as innocent as Big Bird.
"I am sick over this," Dina said. "My children, my family, we are like prisoners in our own home because paparazzi [are stalking us] outside [our] home. Lindsay is in a safe place, and we are trying to strategically work out our next step."
The current step, it seems, is to blame anyone but yourself. Celebs such as Lindsay, Tara Reid, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt cannot pose for the cameras one second - at a popular club such as Hyde - and then accuse these same photographers of stalking them the next second.
Not to mention the fact that Dina Lohan complained about tabloids... to a tabloid!
Lohan's lawyer has said that the actress relapsed and is "presently receiving medical care." The actress completed a 45-day stint at Promises rehab facility less than two weeks ago.
It did about as much for her as it did for Britney Spears.
Meanwhile, Dina, it wasn't the paparazzi that took any Lindsay Lohan nude photos. Your daughter did that all by herself and may soon pay the consequences.