Confident Eva Mendes, Embarrassed Beyonce, Delusional Lindsay Lohan & More Celebrity Quotes

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Thanks, as always, to People magazine for this great collection of celebrity quotes from the past week.

"Of course, there are things anybody wishes they didn't have or wishes [there] were more of, but why even bring that up? I think it comes off as bratty."
- Eva Mendes, on being satisfied with her nice naked physique, to Jane

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"I am innocent."
- Lindsay Lohan

"Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay! Ohhhhh, Lindsay! And that's my final word on the subject."
- Late-night talk-show host Craig Ferguson (who probably didn't mean that quote in the same way Calum Best once did)

"Don't put it on YouTube."
- Beyoncé, after slipping onstage during a concert performance. Despite her plea, the accident was posted on the Web site multiple times hours later

"F.A.T. means fabulous and thick, full and tasty, fluffy and tender."
- Mo'Nique

"I've actually gained 10 pounds back, which I think I needed. I kind of looked sick, I got down to 180. Now at 190, my clothes fit again. My underwear was big on me, okay?"
- Ian Ziering, on gaining back weight after Dancing with the Stars

"I bring the fear. Does big oil sleep around? Got bad credit? I'll find the dirt. And I will make big oil regret the day it ever uttered the words 'price gouging!'"
- Ben Affleck, in the environmental video Clean My Ride, Flex My Fuel

"I feel like I'm being punk'd."
- Affleck BFF Matt Damon, spoofing himself in an installment of the same campaign

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