For all of you romantics hoping Britney Spears and Kevin Federline would someday re-unite... why the hell would you possibly hope that? Seriously.
In any case, it appears to be a moot point, because K-Fed reportedly has a new sweetie. The aspiring rapper has been dating L.A. hip-hop radio personality Liz Hernandez.
"Kevin is definitely thrilled with [Liz Hernandez]," a source told the always reputable celebrity gossip publication.
"He talks about her all the time â€" how smart she is, how she's marketed herself so well, and how beautiful she is. He's serious about her."
The two first met about 18 months ago when the aspiring rapper appeared on Hernandez's radio show. In an exchange that caused a hubbub at the time, she asked Federline who was better in bed, Britney Spears or Shar Jackson.
Jackson, of course, is the mother of two of FedEx's kids. Britney Spears was said to be furious because he didn't say her name immediately.
"Liz Hernandez is trying to keep it quiet because she doesn't want it to get around work, but Kevin can't help but brag about his conquest to his friends and family," the source said.
"He has tons of modeling pictures of Liz Hernandez in his home. She likes to cook, and Kevin loves that because he always did the cooking for both Shar and Britney."
The source also adds that Liz Hernandez thinks Federline's two children by Spears, Sean Preston and Jayden James, are "adorable."
Wonder how Britney feels about that. Chances are she's too busy hanging out with Daimon Shippen to give much thought to her kids.